Gotta stop booking deejays from 30 second instagram clips because when they flop your party you come to ME to save it. “Hey bro, can you jump on a lil earlier, please??” Nah, keep your influencer on and learn your lesson.

That MUGA episode is gonna hit like craxk. We’re ready! 😂 #TouchlineFracas

“Think about me…when you’re lonely, do you ever think about me…?” Artful Dodger ft. Michelle Escoffery - Think About Me 🎵🎤 This song is 26 years old. MAD. A beautifully made song. open.spotify.com/track/5cCemTEp…

+1. 🥳 Balloons on my page! 🎈

The British electorate are so stupid. They love Nigel Farage so much that they’re prepared to ignore the fact that he’s taking in all these Conservative MPs that fucked the country up and giving them a home at Reform. 😂 If you don’t hear, you will feel sha.

They say they're an alternative to the Tory party, yet somehow all the main people in the party are from the Tory party. And the country will still vote them into power thinking it's the change we need. You're basically just voting the Tories in again

Manchester United haven’t played a football match for a while but I feel like it’s important to say this. Sir Jim Ratcliffe is a raysis. Don’t forget that. Pass it on.

Scotland and Ireland next week. Poland the week after. Music has been taking me all over the world and I’ll always be grateful for the opportunities I get, as well as the ones my guys and I make for ourselves. #GoDJ

We head to Liverpool this weekend to continue the Afrobeat Island UK promo tour! 🥳 📍 District on Sunday. Let’s be having yaaaa! All roads lead to Gran Canaria! AFROBEAT ISLAND 🏝️ 15th-18th May 2026 🥳

Believe it or not but many years ago, there was a time when everybody got on here and said good morning to each other lol

Convo about the BAFTAs is disheartening in more ways than one. In the end though, BAFTAs should be getting all the criticism. Could have easily cut that part out and should have issued a proper apology to Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo

I just find it very interesting that the BBC saw it fit to censor “Free Palestine” to protect a certain demographic’s fragile feelings but an *actual* slur wasn’t also worth editing out 🤣 two hour delay too apparently… there was ample opportunity to avoid this BAFTA shitstorm.

Send a complaint to the BBC today. Make them understand that under no circumstances should that clip have been broadcast. bbc.co.uk/contact/compla…

The BBC should never have aired the N-word racist slur, directed at Michael B. Jordan & delroy lindo. It had a two-hour delay! This is painful & unforgivable. I've requested an urgent explanation.

There is no explanation I can think of for the BBC’s failure to edit out the involuntary racist language at last night’s BAFTA’s - which perhaps explains why there has been no explanation.

After catching up with it all, my first and overriding thought is: couldn’t ANYONE at the BAFTAs foresee that such a situation could possibly occur? Lol. Secondly, the BBC are dorks. Find time to edit out the words ‘Free Palestine’ but keep in the N-word? Idiots.

**pretends to be shocked**

So... the week where the BBC faced international headlines for anti-Black racism, the only Black person they could find for their flagship political debate programme is a right wing racism launderer? Good luck with that "rapid indepth inquiry".