Like Josh, Alex and Adam, I'm on The Last Leg (of my journey home)

I've starting jarring up my spring #honey. First of six buckets is done. Buy yourself a jar at priorsleehoney.co.uk #bees #beekeeping

Fuck. Simon Callow in Four Weddings and a Funeral was only 18 months older than I am now

This is a pretty good review. He messaged me separately to say his 8-year old child noticed the difference. Get yourself a jar at priorsleehoney.co.uk

Even after all these years, Liza Tarbuck has one of the best beards in history. Maybe even the best. It's what I aspire to. #TaskmasterCOC

I had a very strange dream last night that Justin Hawkins left The Darkness to join the Horne Section and Alex Horne replaced him in The Darkness. Weirdly, I think it actually works

Bee swarm closes Greggs in Telford telford-live.com/2025/06/bee-sw…

I spoke to the BBC this morning. I'll be trending by tomorrow.

For a second, I thought it was Alesi's birthday today because he won on his birthday #canadiangp #f1

This seemed a genuinely and broadly celebrated achievement. It's always nice seeing a rookie do a good race and mark off an important achievement in their career.

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I just found this photo of me collecting the swarm from Saturday. I look so fucking cool

Apparently, I'll be on the 1 o'clock news on Radio 2

Telford beekeeper gets free Greggs coffee after rescuing high street shops bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Simon Emms Here ya go:

In exciting news, I'm going to a comedy gig with a friend. He's not told me who we're seeing so it'll be a surprise. I love a good surprise.

My surprise comedy gig tonight was Sara Pascoe, which was a very enjoyable evening. The room was blinking hot though. I didn't know who I was seeing until I walked in the room which is quite an exciting way of doing shows.

I've spent the day looking through Only Fans and I've still not found anything to cool me down in the #heatwave. It seems most people cool down by taking their clothes off which doesn't help me when I'm working.