According to a new study: Depression hits losers the hardest! -The Onion 🧅#CancelMe

Every dial is a drunk dial, if you're always drunk!

If i were a Pokémon card (all rights reserved and such), I'd be 1 of 1 print. I may not be the most expensive card, but certainly the most rare.

"WHY" is simple... "HOW" is not... ask the right questions, and even then, you don't quite get the right answers. -Me

My daily affirmations include what my watch tells me

Famous last words... "at some point"

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I'm gonna start a competition for e-thots: only frands, and catfish. Gonna call it the H'Olympics... well have medals for best split, largest following without actually showing anything, catfish catch, how long can you lead someone on, And my personal favorite, best Anime Waifu!

Mary Magdeline... the OG #OF model... #theology #DaVinci 🤣❤️

"Your foot announces your thoughts"

The hardest part of caring about people, is caring about people.