Michael Salmon (@mrmikesam23) 's Twitter Profile
Michael Salmon

@mrmikesam23

Personal account. All views are my own however random

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calendar_today10-05-2009 13:53:47

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The sunshine has really helped me this week. I had one of those days earlier in the week where I left work feeling drained. The sunshine on the way home helped to re-energise me. Waking up to the sunshine, putting on lighter clothes and going out walking at lunch has been…👌🏾😎

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I’m supposed to be taking my youngest to her first United match on Sunday. Questioning my parenting right now. Do I knowingly inflict this pain on her? 🫣😩

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Eldest said she thinks she can drive my car because she’s driven in her dreams. Well here’s the keys then…not! 🫣😂

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Just been at my daughter’s end of year prize giving assembly. Made me remember how I used to do the cool, not arsed thing but inside I was thinking I hope I’ve won something! 😂

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Trying to think of the type of football player I am in work…needs to be someone that connects the play but ain’t afraid to slide tackle you into the advertising boards 😂

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My wife asked me if I’ve got a everything sorted for going on holiday next week…My next move was to look at the football fixtures 😂

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Can’t help but think is Amorim trying to find a way out? There’s being honest (and emotional) and then there are times when holding it down and not saying too much publicly is for best

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Told my brother Gav Sam that I’m going to the United tomorrow with my youngest and he said how can you do that to my niece 🫣😩😂

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‘What if my fear of doing it wrong is the reason I haven’t been doing it right’ …apply that question personally, professionally, any way you can 👌🏾

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Someone will argue with you for not getting their point. You’ll understand and clearly articulate their point back to them but disagree with it and they’ll argue with you for disagreeing! 🫣🤣

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Bwoy, I think I need #3ShotsOfTequila to give a balanced perspective on the Bouncer and TSB situation. Trying not to think disrespectful towards anyone and understand the different perspectives but feels like there’s a lot of emotion in there

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A sign you’re getting older…When your friends mention things we need to catch up on when we go for food (later in the week) and going for a night out isn’t even close to the list! 😩🫣😂