Atlanta gays going to the beach are like groups of 3-7 of the hottest guys you’ve ever seen, and 1 older gay who is their benefactor.

Too often my “people you may know” list is a “people I wish I didn’t know” list

Just watched a car with a smashed in bumper, bubbling paint, and one missing tail light cut across four lanes and nearly sideswipe another car… at what point in the story did you know it was a Nissan Altima? Nissan

Apparently I’m not supposed to say “break a leg” to the people running the #peachtreeroadrace #atlanta #atl

The shooter

Hey hey hey… who says it was a Biden supporter? This is giving big Kristi Noem supporter energy. #dogshooter

Where this bitch at #OpeningCeremony

The minions are FRENCH?

Bicycles are FRENCH?!?

The Final Countdown is FRENCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Flaming Pianos are FRENCH!!!???!!&$&)?!

What in the Westworld is this animatronic horse?

#openingceremony

If you voted for Ronald Reagan, just about any other Republican, or if you stan Howard Shultz, you shouldn’t get Labor Day off.

If you drive a Tesla, you shouldn’t get Labor Day off

This makes me feel much better about the sinking of the Titanic… it could have been so much worse!

The next M3GAN doll should be a twink.