Warriors “fans” making excuses for Steph every time he disappears in a big game

cosplayers are role models

It’s too bad Ned Stark died so early... he would have loved Raisin’ Bran.

Showed up to a house party a day late last night. If I didn't text first this would be a tweet about how I was shot for trespassing

Last night I couldn't think of "Amazon" and called it "book eBay"

Finally unmuted the Game Of Thrones talk on here and glad to find out I wasn't the only one who thought it was warm garbage juice

"My girl love me, but fuck it, my heart beat slow and right now the tour bus is looking like a freak show" - Arya Stark

New Domino's Pizza Commercial

I CANNOT BELIEVE Nick DiPaolo WOULD NAME HIS SPECIAL THIS!!!!

BREAKING: Nick DiPaolo was awarded the Mark Twain Humor Award for Best Use Of The N-Word

You & Me & Myself & Irene & Dupree & Marley & Me

Niggas got wind of this and it is GLORIOUS

Bout to slide in this jersey dress and go stop traffic with deez yeeks

32oz Snapples 2 for $2 at Plaid Pantry so this will be my last summer with feet

Neocon Queso

*me hitting on carrot top* so is there a carrot bottom