Contractions with 3 words: -she'd've -wouldn't've Contractions with more than 3 words: -y'all'll've -they'dn't've

Who’s excited for the Genny Lec? #GeneralElection2024 #UKPolitics

Who’s excited for the quarter finals? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #EURO2024 #EnglandEuro2024 #FootballFever #england

This is a fascinating Dr Hannah Fry clip on how austerity came about by an error in a spreadsheet.. #bbcqt

Come join us going live in a minute playing #BlackMythWukong for the first time 🐵 twitch.tv/foomia

FRACTAL July 23rd 2006. When a transport ship capsized, an unidentified liquid leaked into the ocean. It formed a perfect Mandelbrot’s fractal pattern. In the following months, strange fish were reported in the area. Little did we know, this was only the beginning. (🧵)

🍄𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞👻 I teamed up with Anna from the Mycologist’s Primer to bring you some delightfully eerie mushroom folklore. So put the kettle on, collect your rowan branch & salt, because we're talking devils, witches, troll cats, fae, will-o-wisps & more!🧵

🚨SYNTHOPTIC WRITING🚨 A guide to my final uni project, a linguistic experiment about how the way we write can rewire how we think

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I've been on trial half my life. Yesterday, my 18-year legal drama finally came to an end when the Court of Cassation, Italy’s highest court, definitively convicted me of criminal slander. /thread

You can get the TTRPG here! drivethrurpg.com/en/product/498…

The things I’m doing when I say I’m too busy to have kids 👀 #childfree #busy #comedy

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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Hollywood discovered AI in 2025. They could have sued. They partnered. Slop is the technical term. The industry adopted it. Proudly. Disney paid a billion dollars for Sora. Sora makes videos where hands melt. A billion dollars. User-generated Star Wars. From your couch. The

Fictional stories are the most honest way a storyteller can tell the truth.

I was the VP of Pricing Strategy at Starbucks. In 2014, a latte cost $1. I called it undervalued. The board called it a growth opportunity. Growth opportunity is corporate for "we're about to test your loyalty." By 2018, that latte was $2. I called it inflation adjustment.

Last year I decided to rename the Office app. It was just "Office 365" Simple. Boring. Functional. I called it "strategic rebranding for AI synergy." The marketing team loved that phrase. They high-fived in the Zoom call. No one asked why we needed to rename it. Including

Last September I announced mandatory return-to-office. Five days a week. I called it a "culture-first initiative." Culture means presence. Presence means badge swipes. Badge swipes mean metrics. Metrics mean I can prove something to the board. I don't know what. But I can