The Maragoli use the word “Kindiki” to say something of the sort.

Lakers fans are awfully quiet this morning

Oh shut it you obese goblin.

NRG Radio wako na canteen? Na budget ya chakula?
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Siku hizi hata ukiongea kaukweli kadogo tu, dereva wa Subaru ashauliza kama unataka lift.
Serikali ya mamlaka kubwa na self esteem ndogo 🤣

Alimpata 🤣

And just like that a new sheng word is born 😂😂

It's just that!! It is very difficult. I really try but it's literally impossible to actually write without using them. It certainly should be, but it isn't.
I'll probably use them again. That's basically what I am saying.

Guys should start using this name to describe a person with an abundance of unused space in the head. Eg
Hiki kimtu kinakuwanga kindiki sana.

Tuambiane ukweli. Hii serikali haijali watu. This is a new low, really.

Watu wanakufa, wewe unazurura!!
Those that survive are likely to catch water borne diseases but your doctors are not a priority.
Fanya kazi, Bwana!!

Do you know how long it takes a typical household to prepare kids for school??
The only thing that should be 'For Immediate Release' is the resignation letters of guys in this ministry.
Bladfakin!

'Take Five' by The Dave Brubeck Quartet (1959)

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Full time scores.
KPA 78 - 53 Strathmore

Ok. This new Safaricom ad...
Visuals nzuri kabisa. Audio safi.
The actual musician/music 😭😭😭

Tukiwa honest saa hizi Dj anaeza cheza Strictly Kenyan Music kwa club on a Friday night from 9PM hadi Asubui na kila msee atabambika