I can read quotes like this all day long

Yo' momma's so stupid she trusted officials not to purge her from the voter rolls and never checked to make sure at iwillvote.com.

Kamala should fight fire with fire, popping up at places, then accusing Trump of not going to the "event". "Wow. The Orange Blunder skipped the event at Kitty City Cat Rescue in Macon. I met so many amazing animals, hopeful animals, Georgia animals. I guess he was too busy."

Happy Labor Day to all those who work it, then put their thangs down, flip it and reverse it.

So pleased to add "The Buttercream Dream", comedian, author and @AJC columnist Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name to the Atlanta @ComicsForKamala shows on October 11th. Two showtimes and whatnot. Tickets at ComicsforKamala.com. When we laugh, we win!

GEORGIANS! Stand up and be seated for stand up! @ComicsForKamala is October 11th and whatnot. It will be a night of joy and laughter. Two shows, one for the early birds and one for night owls. Are night owls ever early? Do they get a worm? This shit keeps me up at night! Tickets

Punxsutawney Jill is back and whatnot! LOL.

1) Ain’t no way Doocy wanted to say “southern accent.” 2) Again this entire conversation around VP Harris’ dialect is rooted in how little *some* white folks know about Black people. 3) This is shitty journalism.

Tennessee mom Lindsey Patrick-Wright wins the Internet today 👇🏽🤣 🏆

Atlanta, when we laugh, we win. Tell your friends, tell your frenemies, tell it on the mountain, ComicsforKamala is on October 11th. Two shows to choose from. Join me for a night of joy and knee-slappin' and whatnot. Tickets at comicsforkamala.com

More interviews. But not beltway media media. Y’all mad?

Georgia. October 11th. A night of joy, laughter and hope. Two shows to choose from. Won't you join me in doing something? Tickets at comicsforkamala.com

Better come clean now before the press runs with this shit. In 1976 I was unknowingly recruited to join the Soviet Union's American Momma Insult Proliferation Program. I was young and stupid. I apologize to all the mommas hurt by AMIPP. I am the victim here and whatnot.

Shout out to the top 5 mills in the world, wind, tread, run of the, Meek and Mark Ha.

Shout out to folks working to deliver Georgia in November and whatnot. Nikema Williams Reverend Raphael Warnock Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock Jon Ossoff Kamala Harris Vice President Kamala Harris Tim Walz Fair Count Fair Fight Stacey Abrams Georgia Democrats Joe Biden Barack Obama Michelle Obama Bill Clinton

Calling all Georgians, ATLiens and whatnot. Join me for laughter, joy, hope and action. October 11th is the live Peach State sequel to ComicsforKamala. Two shows to choose from. Let's go, Kamala Harris Official Team Kamala Kamala’s Wins Kamala HQ. When we laugh, we win. Tix at