Michael Richards sliding onto the commencement stage, kids go fuckin wild

can we stigmatize the word normalize?

This is all because James Franco wanted to cure Alzheimer’s

Jerry Seinfeld plans on making 17 sequels to Bee Movie, google “Drew Landry Venmo” to learn more

I will not rest until I find the man who did this

The CIA couldn’t develop something this good

george: i saw the tv glow!
jerry: you saw the tv glow?
george: i saw the tv!
jerry: and it was glowing?
george: it was glowing, jerry!
kramer bursting in: we’re all going to the world’s fair!

me, a billionaire: did you know transgender people are actually more privileged than me

Googling how to get rid of the northern lights

Mother’s Day is fake holiday invented by corporations so they can sell more mothers

fellas is it gay to like women?

This is a child support sting op

So to be clear here:
A concentration camp.

Can see why Raimi cut this scene, Harry’s supposed to be a billionaire

“Baka’s got a weird case, why is he around?”

let me know which ones I’m missing

al pacino discussing his previous roles:

T-minus 6 days until Comedy Dynamics releases the album version of my special “All My Friends Are Dead” and t-minus 12 years I release my Taylor’s Version, let’s go 💪🏻🔥

these past few few weeks I’ve been on a quest to watch every single Hitchcock movie. I’m at 23 movies now, so I’m 1% complete