OK, fair enough, that checks out.

BRB just going on my government approved trip to Durham. #dominiccummings #cumgate

next slide please

Contrary to my friends reports, I was NOT rioting at Capitol Building yesterday.

Just me? #DragRaceUK

After watching #itsasin, Jill should be made the official term for being the exact opposite of a Karen.

Only a couple of spaces left for London Pride Crits next Tuesday - a YCC x Toaster x Outvertising collab. Add your deets to our form, fast – it's freeee >>> bit.ly/3ndmaQy From 6:30pm, 28th June at Icetank, Soho.

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The #DragRaceUK editors:

Why’d they look like the new presenters of Autumnwatch?

Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Cremating Machine.

With every week that goes by #TheApprentice becomes more and more like RuPaul’s Straight Race

Do y’all remember when some girl did an “Ok Liberal” version in response and then got outed as being a necrophiliac

Stuck at #BirminghamInt after delays at the airport and station. Any entertainment in gif/vid/meme form send my way. @VirginTrains

If my neighbour's alarm doesn't stop going off, I'll be throwing a wheelie bin at him. (Tomorrow. When it's not cold. Or dark. Or so scary.)

Watching multiple pigeons fighting over a whole Big Mac, Fries and Chocolate Milkshake is oddly entertaining.

If light shops didn't have their lights on 24/7, wouldn't the lights be cheaper?