Re the (relatively) new editing feature for verified users: Thirty mins great in theory, but shouldn't there be a midnight to 6 a.m. exemption for when we wake in the middle of the night w/the sick realization of a typo in our tweet from the day before?

So can someone explain wtf that last play was in the San Francisco 49ers game against the Cowboys?

I seem to have started a collection ... @ Concord, California instagram.com/p/CoRQ1LPu-R5/…

Good friends @ Concord, California instagram.com/p/CoTulo6LZof/…

OMG. Our teen isn't speaking to me (or even living with us rn, long story), and we're going to a school meeting where we're going to tell them no for something they want and I'm, no lie, folding like paper in the rain before we're even there. Eeek. 😬

Just posted a photo @ Concord, California instagram.com/p/CoX1BaDPH9H/…

Mmmmmmmmmcupcakes for breakfast! Angel Cakes Cupcakes

So, I'm committing a Twitter faux pas here by tagging the few published writers I follow & love reading. So sorry, just a quick ? for you. Do you have social media managers, or do your publishers/you handle yourself? My honey is a writer too, yay Jay Hartlove, and we're figuring

Welp, watched the #ChrisRock special last night. You think he's still mad over #theslap? Lol ... Also, wtf with #WillSmith posting an apology the day before the special came out? Did he think that would help? #Notgonnalie, thanks for the sorry, but I'd still be mad too #seekhelp

As the mom of two awesome, transgender young adults, I endorse these remarks.

OMG. Just ... I can't ... even. The dogs found the dog cbd gummies for vet visits and car rides and then had the munchies while I was out showing houses #DontTellDad #PotheadDoggos #WowLookitTheColors ...

So the start of my day has involved describing someone as a cunt (my VERY special occasion word) and using my new favorite phrase "cocaine and man whores." How's your Monday morning going?

Things that did _not_ kill kids today: - a renaissance sculpture - a film about Ruby Bridges - drag queen story time - the word ‘tampon’ - critical race theory - woke banks - saying that Rosa Parks was Black - gender-affirming care - ‘The Bluest Eye’ What did: -an AR-f––ing-15

I just started a Substack! You can subscribe to it here: dhartlove.substack.com/?r=1eop81&utm_…

Morning meatloaf

"I don't talk to the help" said someone recently when they were being greeted by my assistant. Hold my hoops while I find my can of bear spray ... #FormerAssistant #DontFuckWithMyPeople #AreYouSerious

#WASPIndulgences. Is this a thing? Like, if you donate $50 to a food pantry, you get to wear white shoes before Memorial Day? LOL LOL LOL

It wasn't until both kids moved out of our house (and then moved back in with their new spouse, dog, and Very Angry Cat) that I started referring to our pets as "fur babies." Like we have to pay their therapy bills and college expenses now too? Fml ...

Lol any bets on how long it takes Elon to join Threads too? threads.net/@movingmom