‘Shock and paralysis’ in being caught I think #PostOfficeScandal

Nick Reed ‘assuring us’ yeah right - we believe you (not)!

as a deaf person, I was extremely extremely emotional watching the #NEWTOT game earlier. what Newcastle did for those little kids, what they have made possible for all deaf and HOH people is something that needs to be championed. thank you Newcastle for making this possible ❤️

And here comes the #NUFC delegation! #OpeningCeremony

This is match fixing for the ‘top’ 6 teams - disgraceful. #CarabaoCup

£715 for two standing seats at the rear of the stadium in Edinburgh for Oasis and this won’t include Ticketmaster charges - someone needs to do something about this, it’s just wrong. Also system is shite. #Ticketmaster #thievingbastards #oasis2025

BBC it’s time for a Panorama/Watchdog programme into ticket pricing for concerts, dynamic pricing is so unfair, how can tickets that start out at £120 go up to £350 - it’s not right. BBC Watchdog BBC News (UK) BBC Panorama #oasis2025 #Oasis

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It happened again! Newcastle United #NUFC

Dear All, just a quick (late) request for this forthcoming weekend - could you play Eyes Waterfalling or/and Almost There - gotta try! See you there on Friday and Saturday night. Mike Lindup Pete Ray Biggin Level 42

Fabrizio Romano Losing to Newcastle always causes massive head loss man, these quotes could be from Arteta.

Isak pulled down just outside the box - ref missed that, what a surprise #ARSNEW

Thomas should try out for Eastenders, bloody cheat #ARSNEW

Seen in Tynemouth Richard Osman #thethursdaymuderclub

Day 3 of our Level 42 mini tour

This one is so simple I reckon even the right wing papers will understand it. Might even get a jokey “and finally” on the odd bulletin or two. Then again Nige might have a little rally that has to be covered live and then a clip used saying Starmer must go

Worst officiating performance of the season takes some achieving like 🤷🏻‍♂️ But this prick has managed it… #NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

#nufc yup and another penalty not given - corrupt ref, Kavanagh you should be sent off @nufc Aston Villa