Trick or treat, Smell my pyroclastic density currents, Give me something good to eat.

Brainless since formation

Post your best Thanksgiving mashed potato volcano for a chance to win me not burning you alive during my inevitable eruption. Good luck!

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Happy lava days! I’ve been working hard all year making the coal for you naughty boys and girls.

Happy New Year. I have a feeling 2024 is going to be the crispiest one yet. Enjoy the fireworks… 😉 🌋

Didn’t you drop out of Toutle Lake High School because you couldn’t read or spell? Bandwagon parking is over there, BTW. #BowDown #PurpleReign

If I wanted y’all to feel it, yah woulda FELT IT. Plus a metric butt ton of pyroclastic flow up in your living room.

Good night, Meatbags. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. ❤️‍🔥 Valentine credit: Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources

Saw it. Don’t care. Also, who are you again? Cute mountain cosplay, BTW. Did your mom help you put it together?

The headless dingdong to the south pipes up with another astute history lesson. This is what happens when over half your brain spills out into the North Fork Toutle River. Also taxes pay for your National Park. Nitwit.

Haven’t seen rings like that since the last time I hung out with Mt. Wake-And-Baker

44 years later and still no one gives a schist

The list should be two items long: 1. Stick your head between you legs 2. Kiss your ass goodbye

Look me in the eye and say that, horseshoe face.

Baby, are you a scientist? Because I’m gonna keep you up all night. cnn.com/2024/06/23/sci…

Rock hard abs

How about we invest some of the funds towards building a brand new, state-of-the-art catapult that hurls dumbasses who trample on wildflowers and who feed the marmots potato chips. Can also double as a flaming lava ball launcher. ☄️ apnews.com/article/nation…