Morty belongs on a magazine cover. #NewProfilePic

Only one flight away till I see my lil guy for the first time in a week😭😭 IM COMIN MORTY

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

Sorry for my family The Kingdom

...sorry for the damage I have caused Chase Debusk Casey DeBusk

To celebrate Big Penix Energy B-Day. Here’s his 2nd shot on a par 5 about 130 yards from the pin. Watch the magic happen #youngtiger

Most dog owners would rather hang out with their dogs than other people, according to a 2018 study.

Need a phrase that isnt quite an "lol" but more just letting them know I blew air out my nose faster than usual.

#LebronLockwood

If we get 27 million RTs we will change our logo. 😂

Ohh that stings

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This kid has the WILDEST batting stance we've ever seen. (via @ESPN)

The dogs keep jumping the fence, a solution has been found🐶😁

Tom!!!

Pain

If you prayed for me - Thank you If you doubted me - Thank you #LGM Next Journey ⤵️