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RoyaleAPI Clash Royale make the mortar shoot as fast as the xbow pls

Could you imagine if Mortar shot out rubber bouncy balls instead of boulders like I feel like they would do significantly more damage since they would bounce a couple times unlike a regular mortar shot

I can’t lie the Skeleton Barrel evo seems like both a massive nothingburger and the most obnoxious card to ever be released there will be no inbetween for this card

Clash Royale version of Not Like Us be like tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A Mortarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Happy Mortar Cat Monday!!

Attention Mortar Maniacs I would like to announce that I’m done using Sneaky Golem as I have found a new Mortar deck that you will win every game with You could probably swap Evo WB for Evo Dart Goblin but I sadly don’t have that evo yet so I’m not sure how much better it is

Solve my Wheel of Fortune puzzle ______ Category: cool and awesome things

Happy Mortar Cat Monday!!

Update: I don’t like the log nerf use Royal Delivery instead it works so much better

Today I learned that when the Mortar is deployed it says “…” I’ve been playing for 9 years and never realized what it was saying 😭

BMing while hard countering son or BMing after narrowly winning from spell cycling daughter you CANNOT kill yourself

Hot take I think Dart Goblin and Princess should receive an HP nerf that will allow a log one level lower to kill them because it’s actually kind of ridiculous that they can just tank a log like it’s nothing if they’re one level higher Either that or revert the log nerf

Happy Mortar Cat Monday!!

Sometimes my matches be going perfectly fine then for no reason Supercell decides “Yeah it’s time to lose” and puts that stupid little connection issue icon on my screen while my opponent is building up a big ass Giant GY push on my tower I fucking hate this game sometimes

What the hell why is this guy doing the Minion Horde Mini PEKKA combo in this day and age what fucking year is it