As an $ETH hodler, I'm thinking of buying this beast. Not for flex - for philosophy This car IS Ethereum: old, slow, but still got potential. While $SOL bros cruise in Lambos, we stay loyal We just believe that “next cycle, we’re definitely mooning" How do you like this idea?

Alright, time to show some love to the fam 🔥 Giving away 0.5 $SOL - that’s 0.25 $SOL each for 2 real ones 💰 Wanna grab it? ✅ Follow me ❤️ Smash that like 🔁 RT this post Winners picked randomly in 24h, may the algo gods be with you Let’s cook 👇

Gmorning fam! Chill Sunday vibes, what are your plans for today?

Kinda miss the peak timeline content like - “Tea or motor oil?” “You sleep standing or mid-air?” “Would you fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Vitaliks?” Where’d those chaotic geniuses disappear to?

Still holding this damn short. $EDGEN just won’t die. No hype, no bounce, no one gives a damn, just dump already, you useless brick

Only one “HIGHER!” reply under my short?? Y’all good?? 😂

We got our 2 winners - Q u a n t i c Metomanic ⚓ Congrats, you absolute legends! 🔥 Slide into my DMs with your addys To the rest - no stress, this was just the first of many, next time real ones who stay active might just get extra edge 😉 Stick around, we’re just getting started!

What even is this YAPYO thing?? My feed’s flooded, every other post is about it, but no one’s actually explaining wtf it is. And bro doesn’t even have a blue tick😂 Like fr, if I slap “Powered by Kaito AI 🌊” in my bio, will I go viral too??

Alright, you can stop yapping about YAPYO now - switch to me I’m cooler, edgier, and 10x more unhinged. Let’s go, lol

New week, same grind. Coffee’s on, let’s get to it GMorning fam!

Really like how $BTC swept that liquidity around $101K and snapped right back into the range. Wouldn’t be surprised if we now start hunting that juicy $107–$108K zone next. There’s a fat stack of liquidity sitting there What do you think, are we pumping or dumping today?

This YAPYO ain’t even on the Kaito leaderboard, yet people won't stop yapping about it, and it’s printing followers like it’s doing hourly SOL giveaways. What am I missing? Maybe I’m just too smooth-brained to see it. lol

GMorning fam! Wishing you all an epic day, go make it happen!

Well, that was easy ✅ $BTC grabbed all the liquidity, maybe a bit too much. Big moves like that usually come with a risk of snapping back into the range. Still better than a full-on dump though. So, what now, are we pumping today or falling back down?

$ETH is heating up, right at the top of the range. Might not break out today, but when it does… $3K gonna come quick off liquidations. And from there, ATH ain’t that far.

Quick update on Humanity Protocol 「 🖐️ ✦ 🇺🇳 」 ✋ Humanity App Verification is live! But only for Android gang right now. iOS chads gotta chill for a bit. Get in early, download the app, and show the world you’re not a bot Testnet link - testnet.humanity.org/login?ref=inwiz You're still early

Looks like X is cooked again today, or is it just me?

If you went Pro on Farcaster, your OG NFT should already be in your wallet. Mine landed, floor’s around 0.1 $ETH rn, but yeah, not selling. Not touching it under 0.5. Could be future drops just for holding, so I’m chilling. Farcaster is cooking. You minted or fumbled?

Hey $ETH, crawl back into that crusty-ass range one more time and I’m switching to $SOL and ghosting you like we never met 😡