The best thing about December 15th. Only 5 more days until the days start getting longer again. 😎

"Your bill is ready to view" well I'm not ready to view it.

ban toxic insulation lets use wool

It is absolutely NASTY out here.

🚨BREAKING: Another photo has been leaked of President Trump with a prostitute.

What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE

Elon Musk Merry Christmas

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.

If you think that victims just forget, I promise we don’t. We find normalcy and pack all the bad into a little box in our mind whose latch never shuts right. And all it takes is a thought, a feeling, a date, a dream… to blow that lid wide open. Then we just pack it all up again.

parents have no right to use the "i clothed you, fed you, and put a roof over your head" argument

speaking up for yourself isn’t being disrespectful.

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

Run errands early as shit before the idiots wake up

I believe in God the same way a blind man believes in the sun. Not because he can see it, but because he can feel it.

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

Yes, bred cows are expensive, but you should still buy them if you want into the business. Just buy what you can afford. If that's only 8 cows, that's ok. Owning 8 expensive cows debt free is better than running 20 cheap cows for the Bank.

People that sexualize everything.

We all are selective sinners. We choose the sins we are comfortable with, and judge people who commit the ones we’re not comfortable with.

#NewProfilePic by the most talented Kell Bell of course :)

"dEpREsSiOn cAn'T hiT a MOvinG taRGeT" buddy you can't be busy all the time. your thoughts will find you one saturday evening and try to kill you on sunday. pls stfu respectfully