original founder of the tortured poets department

The beam v the has-beens Kyle Ledbetter

Hey Chris Cote what are the chances this injury might be positive for Zion?

Zion. Is. Feasting

Chillin in my Bacta

From the bayou to the bean 💜💛 Looks like I have a WNBA team 🩵💛

Vicki from Doral, I love you

jeremy chandler taché “AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR MARLINS COVERAGE FOR THE SEASON!”

I’d break my no redheads rule for Beau McCreery

- swallows gum every time he chews it
- has never had a snickers
- sleeps with gel in his hair
- uses his stove as an alarm clock
- mansplained child birth to Smetty
- retired from saying the word penis on-air

Break it down

Up the Tilly’s 💚💛

If Joel Smith or Tarryn Thomas played for Collingwood this would be the blackest week in Australian sport. Pays to be a minnow club

First Swifties discovered NFL. Now, having een aerial shots of the Melbourne Cricket Ground with no parking in site, they’ve just been introduced to an effective public transport system. Amazing.

The greatest woman came to the greatest city and I had the greatest time. I’ll remember it, all too well ♥️

Best 10 minute song since Paradise by the Dashboard Light

UN EFFING BELIEVEABLE

Let me get this straight. Taylor Swift has been on the Eras Tour across North and South America for almost a year and tonight will be the biggest show to date? Melbourne, the greatest city in the world 🖤🤍

If you can’t celebrate winning a championship without being shot, how free are you?!

Reminiscing on the time Steak Sauce confronted Cintia over him being blocked 😂 only to be checked moments later. Love everything about this. You’re the best Cintia 🫶🏼🙌🏼

Happy Birthday kizh love you to infinity and beyond