I bet it won’t buy it.

Exhibit B of why Barca deserves all the bad things in life

My S🍆X drive is high as hell🤕
if we're dating and you wonder if I'm
'in the mood' ... I AM. I always am💀😭
Let's do it😫

Arrange your financial life in a way
that a bad investment here and a
missed financial goal there won't wipe
you out so you can keep playing until
the odds fall in your favor.

I usually love sleeping all alone
This time around,
bring your friend with you
But we ain't really gonna sleep at all.

Letting you sit on my face is nothing
but pure love.
I'm legit legit choosing you over oxygen.

'I was burning, while you came blaming me for the smell of ashes.'

I gave you $20, he gave you $40, you felt that he was better just because he gave you more, but he had $400 and all I had was $20.

Be wicked to women every chance you get. if they ask you why, tell them I sent you.

Peaceful

If I tell my customer
I’m on my way
E no go use dog Dey find me
Cos I go reach him on time.

Bro, if you live in Ekiti, Ado precisely…You’d almost hate Lagos life fr.

I’m being real now tbh😂

They say you can be a man, you can cry
No not really you can be a man and feel like crying but you shouldn’t cry because one of the trademarks of masculinity is being tough at your lowest.

90% of England Manchester United fans saying that Africa fans don't even matter that we don't contribute to anything & sending me abusive and racism words to my dm because I choose to never give up on Mason Greenwood ❤️
Calling all Africa Manchester United fans! Let's unite and show our…

She already has more than 10 guys telling her that she's pretty. Be different Beg her for money.

That money way them dey use find money, ain’t no little money.

Trust

The strategy for abundance
Can't be miracle.
Jesus, multiples bread once in the bible.
Sell something
Do something
Create something
Fucking offer services.
Be intentional and vocal about,
the something you do.

life's too short to hang on to
someone who's not sure they
wanna stay.