Max & Ruby have parents! I am so upset by this. No more problem solving for those two, helicopter bunnies to the rescue.

Sally Renner Thomsen you're having too much fun.

If I put cinnamon in the cocoa does it count as a health food?

When you go to wipe off the mascara raccoon eyes, but nope, that's natural moms-fine-she-not-tired raccoon eyes. It's not coming off.

I have a nagging feeling that this free time is a lie, there's something I'm supposed to be doing. Surely I'll find out once it's too late.

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I bought my stock turkey I'm ready.

My shopping list for this month includes "turkey, biggun"

Aw man, this is the best comment. *sniffle* "I was looking for some information to help my Girl Scout troop with... fb.me/8jluYKncy

Here comes the traffic from holiday service projects. Come to me and collect sleeping bags for my people. Mwa ha ha.

How New England is an ad to "save on your Thanksgiving turkey and lobster"

Must put garland on ALL THE THINGS

I will skip Christmas every day for Thanksgiving leftover sandwich every day.

But I don't have cornbread muffin mix bonappetit.com/recipe/cornmea…

Thought I put sugar in when it should have been flour, had a moment of IMMINENT BROWNIE EMERGENCY. Nope, just messing with myself.

Hugs for all the moms out there with a longer Christmas list than money. You got this. All you really need is turkey and no Bumpuses.

In case your holidays aren't so bright. #SuicideAwareness 1-800-273-8255

Off to budget until Feb 2018! Already forgot it was 2017. Multiple times.

Nooo the SIX POUND can of garbanzo beans was mislabeled. It's green beans.

When you use your own post for meal planning... Thrifty Thanksgiving for Tough Times - Frugal $50 Meal ow.ly/6zrw30gcMJt