If I make a tiny joke about someone who's balding, is that a hairline crack?

Not Shown: the skewered mouse inside!

My guess is that the 4th (missing) sign says:

HOUSE
per yard

You know that you are getting g older when you have upstairs and downstairs ibuprofen.

Sounds like you need to talk to a priest, a minister, and a rabbi!

After which, the doctor said, 'Open your mouth and say m-a-a-a.'

Like the scales and exploding buttons aren't enough!

Not perfect, so I'll rate it number 2.

Looks to me like this one's dog flavored!

Clearly you're a more reliable thing we can count on!

Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas, or he could just hit me over the head with a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

The only thing I know about this is that when I was single and a pretty girl like that was around, I was the one who seemed to be invisible!

OLD JOKE

'I heard you are secretly married to Alice!'

'No, she knows all about it.'

THAT'S BRILLIANT!!
So you're saying we can all
call in and honestly say this whenever we want a day off?

Wow -- thanks for, um ... putting me on the map!

Clearly, she nose!

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Cute response from Denis Metrustery 🇺🇦 🇬🇧✝️--
'The increasing price of Velcro is a real ripoff!'