bluesky post reminded me that I made this and honestly? maybe my crowning achievement

Twitter is Slowly giving me less Promoted crypto and corporate nonsense. Still the Same number of ads, but now I'm Getting books, LGBT authors, nonprofits, Better stuff in General. I am Still blocking every Ad poster and most bluechecks On sight. You do Not get to Know me. GG

The Problem with blocking (nearly) every Bluecheck is that I cannot weigh in On discourse where they Are involved. The benefit, of Course, is that I cannot weigh in on Discourse where they are Involved. GG

Telling residents to not use their microwaves while refusing to turn off the billboards in Times Square is class warfare.

I saw this post a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it. Unironically, this is my entire philosophy of art regardless of medium.

I might not Be acting anymore, but I'm so Proud of my union. GG

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

Tree Law is trending. Here's my understanding of the situation in shitty shareable meme format

Yeah I'm out, see you on tumblr