everytime I have to buy new toilet paper I try to walk like a bitch that shits

aced my first prostata exam

I‘m a simple fag; you show me a video with Alexis Consani -> I laugh

I‘m gonna watch so many movies

I‘m such a story liker

on the parisian metro right now and this girl sat next to me and she smells so incredibly strong like tabacco it’s suffocating
really living the paris experience

so horny but like emotionally and for one specific person

this year is really a great year for ugly men everywhere

nothing more annoying than people checking if an outfit only works bc of pretty privilege and changing basically every part of the outfit

sometimes I wonder if homosexuality actually exist or if we’re all just extreme narcissists being attracted to our own gender like that

straight clubs need to be abolished bc think about it; do they really deserve to be happy?

low-key no one more annoying than a twink whose turnig 25 and convinced that’s old

omfg no that’s literally mother

I swear to good I have such an irrational fear of just having left my door to my flat open

me: kim petras can you describe me in 4 words?
Kim:

how was Alex Chapmen the best preact I was so ready to shit on him