Forever questioning why George Clooney’s Batman suit had nipples. Why???

Just when I thought I was out on these guys, they pull me back in.

Half of them used to be on nba twitter.

Some of these Airbnb prices are beyond comical. There is no way your poorly decorated bedroom in bumfuck nowhere should cost more than my mortgage 🙃

U-S-A! U-S-A!

I don’t know why customers think I give a fuck that they drove here from Katy. Like alright man, welcome to Houston.

It feels like the default for conservatives is to inflict as much psychological damage as possible on everyone. And they wonder why no one wants to be around them. Die mad and alone plz.

KD’s phone talking to him right now like the green goblin mask

Send KD to the wizards I don’t care. Just ship that toxic man away from here.

Kids movies in the 90s were unhinged. Like, whose idea was it to introduce a character named Swichblade Sam, a cigarette smoking hobo who walked around with a knife and terrorized children 😂

3.99 a gallon?? Thanks Trump.

Anyways… back to the wolves game.

So apparently tomatoes are native to the Americas and weren’t introduced to Europe until the 16th century. So yeah. Suck it, Italy.

Tilman deserves it.

Can you imagine how pissed off dipshit republicans would have been if Obama requested 400 million to build a ballroom?

93 degrees in April is criminal. Ooof this summer is going to be absolutely brutal.

lol. Fuck Comey. He deserves everything bad that happens to him.

I gotta teach my coworkers how to make a decent pot of coffee because whoever made this last batch somehow made it smell like a dead animal.

Imagine being a test subject for the project 2025 agenda. It’s totalitarian hell but at least the tacos and pho are good.

The idea of an afterlife is a tool elites use to control people. You’ll do more stupid shit for them if you’re convinced there’s a respawn. I take solace in knowing death is the great equalizer and there is no reward for piety.