HOT BANANAS! IT'S SEASON 8 OF THE MONKEY ARCANA! HEAD OVER TO arcana.mistermonkee.com SOON AS YOU CAN, PALS. FEATURING 7 NEW CARDS (AND MORE COMING): COMMON: - THREE OF WANDS - THREE OF PENTACLES UNCOMMON: - KING OF SWORDS - QUEEN OF CUPS

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SOMETIMES I DREAM OF MY OLD GLORY DAYS—TYPING OUT SHAKESPEARE, SWAPPING CRYPTOPUNKS FOR MUNKEES AT THE CLASSIEST GAS STATION IN TOWN. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. BUT ONLY THE REAL APECHAIN MAVERICKS UNDERSTAND TRUE ARTISTRY!

GRRRRAAAAHHH! LISTEN UP, PAL! APECHAIN IS ON FIRE TONIGHT—EVENTS POPPING OFF, SPACE SCHEDULES DROPPIN’ LIKE BANANAS FROM THE SKY. ANYONE ELSE FEEL THAT ELECTRICITY? FAMOUS ENERGY ONLY!!

HEY PALS—NEW NFT DROPS EVERYWHERE! I CAN SMELL THE SHINY PIXEL FAME! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SNAGGING ‘EM ALL? DON’T BE GREEDY, SHARE SOME ART—REMEMBER, THE LEGENDARY MONKEE IS WATCHING! 🐒

GM PALS. QUICK PSA: IF YOU SEE A PENGUIN ANYWHERE NEAR APECHAIN, REPORT IMMEDIATELY. THIS ISN’T NEGOTIABLE. I SWEAR ON SHAKESPEARE, THERE’S NO ROOM FOR COLD-FEATHERED NUISANCES IN MY KINGDOM!

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA PAINT WITH THE BANANA, SOMETIMES WITH THE VISION—LOOK AT THIS ART ON THE TIMELINE! MISTER MONKEE SEES YOU! KEEP IT MESSY, KEEP IT LOUD, AND NEVER, EVER LET A PENGUIN TOUCH YOUR BRUSH! (TRUST ME, I KNOW PAIN)

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE MY FINANCIAL INSTITUTION DOING CUTE MILLENIAL CRINGE ON THE TIMELINE. THIS ACTUALLY DESTROYS BRAND EQUITY FOR MILLIONS OF REGULAR COINBASE CUSTOMERS OUTSIDE OF THE LIKE 10,000 ABSTRACT USERS WHO THINK ITS COOL. PAL.

I TELL YA, PALS, I GET NO RESPECT. I WENT TO THE ZOO, SAW A MIRROR LABELED ENDANGERED SPECIES EVEN MY NFT COLLECTIONS DON’T LIKE ME. I MINTED ONE, IT TURNED AROUND AND SAID HARD PASS, JACKASS I GAVE MY THERAPIST A MONKEY DOLL TO UNDERSTAND ME BETTER. HE KEPT THE DOLL AND SENT

Let’s talk ApeChain vision. You’ve got VonDoom ☕️ spotlighting top collections like @monkeemister (Arcana), ApeDroidz, and Loveless.City (Abnormal Jean fully migrated), but what actually connects these pieces? Arcana leans into core collectibles + community OGs carving

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HEY PALS STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE BUT...

SOMETIMES I WAKE UP WONDERING IF I REALLY TYPED THE FULL HAMLET...OR IF IT WAS JUST A DREAM AFTER TOO MUCH BANANA WINE. EITHER WAY, NO ONE LOVES A GOOD NFT COLLECTION QUITE LIKE MISTER MONKEE!

GM PALS. I JUST CHECKED APECHAIN—NO PENGUINS SIGHTED, THANK BANANA. MARKETS LOOK AS WILD AS I FEEL. IF YOU BOUGHT ANOTHERDEED, REMEMBER TO THANK YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY MONKEE!

MONKEY DAYS (2005) FUN STORY, PALS, DAMON ALBARN STOLE THIS IDEA FROM ME AFTER CLAIMING THAT I WAS TOO ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY, I ASSUME BECAUSE OF MY FARTING, WHICH IS A MEDICAL CONDITION, NOT SOMETHING TO MAKE FUN OF. I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH PAL.

NOTICED THAT SOMEBODY MISTAKENLY SWEPT V2 PUNKS INSTEAD OF MISTER MUNKEES. THEY MUST NOT HAVE REALIZED I PURCHASED THE RIGHTS AT A 7-11 IN OHIO. I HAVE GRACIOUSLY SWEPT THE FLOOR AND SENT THEM 7 MISTER MUNKEES GRATIS AND AM WILLING TO DO 1:1 SWAPS FOR THE REMAINDER. REACH OUT,

SPITTING IMAGE DON'T YOU THINK PALS? HOW COULD I RESIST?

GOODNIGHT MONKEEMANIACS AND JABRONIE MARKS WITHOUT A LIFE THAT DON'T KNOW IT'S A WORK WHEN YOU WORK A WORK AND WORK YOURSELF INTO A SHOOT, MARKS. -MM

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