Whenever I talk with someone who stutters... I yell "REMIX" so they feel cool and shit.Danielle Linique Theron nigitha

If I share my food with you, that means I care.nigitha Danielle

planning out an outfit in my head then actually trying it on and looking like a mole rat@nigitha2 Linique Theron

I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.nigitha

Everything is made in China. Except babies. They're made in VaChina.Danielle

me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost@LiniqueTheron

why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag Linique Theron nigitha

New STD called "feelings"... Don't catch that shit. Linique Theron

When you open the front facing camera by accident and you look like a deformed animal with a triple chin.nigitha

It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.Linique Theron nigitha

You had me at 'I hate that bitch 2!'nigitha