I’m really really sick of racist, small minded, pea brain f*cks. We can celebrate Native American heritage, we can celebrate black culture. If you have a problem, stay in your mommas basement where you belong. I’m so sick of the hateful comments. It’s disgusting.

Cosy winter evening.

There’s probably an active serial killer within a mile of you right now.

Any man who calls a woman “piggy” is a fucking pig. Any man in a position of power who calls a woman “piggy” is a cowardly, misogynistic, weak, fucking pig.

"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." #QuoteOfTheDay

I mean the pats and the dolphins beat us so

Sounds more like my 9 yr old 😭

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will get this)

Judging by its ads, Twitter thinks I’m 67, broke, balding, can’t sleep, can’t date, and urgently need tactical cargo pants.

I understand that my posts aren’t for everyone. If you don’t like what I share please feel free to unfollow/mute/block or simply keep scrolling. There’s no need to ruin the thread for others who enjoy it. Not every thing is I say is a hint so some of you Sherlocks really need to

Morning sunshine’s ☀️

My favorite is face piercings. Oh hold up. Let me take mine all out for you. GTFO. Literally we don’t care.

At the very least, those brave women deserve some kind of justice. Release the fucking files.

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Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging and i actually don’t. It’s a running joke.