People that tel other people shit before 11am Arnt trust worthy..

My friends think I smoke to much weed.. They trying to get an intervention going.. They just cnt seem to catch me when I'm not high..

I wanna live in a world where wealth is not measured by Money.. But by the amount of lives you've touched during ur time on earth..

If you see me out today.. Don't say nothing Stupid.. I'm not in the mood, ima fuck your shit up..

Being Gay is chilled.. Being Bi sexual is also chilled.. Wearing Crocs is fucked up..

Everybody wanna be famous... nobody wanna put in the work..

I don't think I'm qualified to look after my self.. Its the little things that raise the red flag..

Been going to strip clubs a lot.. Just to make sure the girl God has for me isn't in there..

There no good adult entertainment on tv anymore..

99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH AINT 1? Beyonce is not giving you shit at all??

Ill be honest if i sit for more than 5 min. without doing anything an i notice. I get high. there no other viable option.

2pac was trying to warn us about the world we living in now.

"Jy Kom met kak"

I hate eating out at fancy places,reason being im a stoner.when i pay 300bucks for a meal,It pisses me off when its an hour later and hungry

Is it too late to start my own party?

Theres not enough Porn on in the world that would make me wanna be the last guy on earth.

Boy: Hey girl. you wanna play the rape game? Girl: NO Boy: Thats the spirit.

Hate it when Hot bitches die.

Am I the only one that likes to get high and watch YouTube..

Cats are like Hobos.. They all have somewhere to go.. But they choose to loiter around.. Not today Mr Cat! I'm Bout To Put The Paws On You!!