no more podcasts we need FARMERS

Tired of everybody talkin bout everybody. Just smoke some weed and the chill.

Can’t believe Drake sampled Daft Punk and made a track that fucking bad

Warm November is nice but then again how close are we to the end of the world

Another Sunday without #HouseOfTheDragon 😭😭

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

no woman has all 5 1. a job 2. an education 3. know how 2 cook 4. a sword 5. second sword

To answer all your questions, yes Thanksgiving year 7 is planned out! See you guys Thursday! 🦃🖤

elon got rid of the verification system, realized why it was there in the first place, brought it back. got rid of content moderation, realized it was necessary, brought it back. brought back kanye, realized why he was banned, re-banned him. what a humble genius he is

The other day, I saw someone post, “what if the first person that saw an angel was just super high and saw a peacock?” Then, today, I saw this:

Been off work 18 days and I’m supposed to just….. return?

hands down

Having a childhood before social media took over was a such a blessing.

once i invent a beverage that makes you want to keep living between 3:15 and 4:48 pm it's over for you hoes

NBA CHAMPION 🏆

Men really been hating on bad btches since the dawn of time. She ate I fear