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Evri is the worst parcel delivery firm ever to grace this earth & I really don’t understand why big brands use them.

If anyone would like a ticket to a candlelit carol concert at Music at St Martin-in-the-Fields near Trafalgar Square tonight at 7pm then DM me. I’m too ill to attend & on my way home but I’d love to treat someone to something I think will be wonderful.

I’m 35 years old & I troll my brother’s football team’s instagram account for laughs (largely my own). 🙈

Ironic that I’m not a massive drinker but generic posh people with their vanilla business bro origin stories pushing 0%, £30-per-millilitre GLORIFIED FIZZY POP to me on Instagram is driving me to the hard stuff. Pass me the 2L of Lambrini, girlies!

Why’s the manager in a roll neck?! 😂has he got a pair of bongos and a book of poetry in the dugout? Carlisle United

Absolute Trojan. Love Sam Foley.

Just caught on to The Rest is Entertainment podcast and listening to back catalogue…Richard Osman I loved Whatever You Want with Gaby Roslin! Basically parents learning random crap for prizes/to prevent their kids crying on national telly. Gold.

At BBC Radio 4 I’d be told ‘it’s great to have people from backgrounds like yours’, but the same private school connected types got top jobs. Bitter isn’t my style but I’m sick of people saying patronising crap like this while doing NOTHING to change it. thetimes.com/article/200597…

My sister has started seeing a southerner and my dad is now referring to her as ‘Knees Up Mother Brown’. 😂

Thank you to my favourite podcast The Game & Tom Clarke for the shout out for my team Barrow AFC and giving League 2 a decent chunk of time. open.spotify.com/episode/37GKDi…

Better get at least a Match Day Sponsor out of this

Saturday night’s alright for… pointing yourself out on the EFL highlights

I got the 1% Q right on The 1% Club and my boyfriend’s ego is so fragile he is emailing the production company bc he disagrees with the question 🙄 Think he would rather start a YouGov petition than say ‘well done love’.

Whenever I put my under-eye Retinol cream on I sing the opening lines to ‘Holding Back the Years’ by Simply Red in the most Mick Hucknall voice I can do.

Not another item with celebrities talking about trees 🤦🏻‍♀️please Radio 4 get an original thought

Does anyone in Barrow know why Brighton St pie shop has shut? Devastated. My childhood is in that place.

Not sure how this will go down at Confession, Dad.

Me & my sister both copped off with non northerners and my Dad is struggling

Can we have our ball back please? 🙏 #WeAreBarrow

Anything happening today?