Congrats to the incredible couple! So happy I could be part of such a beautiful day! #ashleysindobletrouble @ Rockin TJ Ranch Montana Weddings and Special Events instagram.com/p/BoXVDYQlzn0r…

Stop using Christianity as a means to justify that you’re a shitty person!

Eating breakfast at Guy Fieri's favorite crepe place in Henderson!

"That lady is trying to be sexy but she's wearing fucking vinyl shoes from Payless." -my mother

"I'm surprised you didn't order tube steak smothered in underwear over at Roberto's" -Levi Stajcar

@CoLinHoLLow3 love this! I would have died if I was there!

That bottle of wine that you have in case of a "special occasion" and how 7pm starts to feel real "special" when you got no other booze

@CoLinHoLLow3 time magazine are dysfunctional morons!

I can't fucking believe I missed it... Katie Joyce 😖 x.com/mattbomer/stat…

Amaze balls! Angela Piazzola Matthew x.com/buzzfeedent/st…

@CoLinHoLLow3 incredible... I need it!

@CoLinHoLLow3 I've never gotten a better present!

We still have 85+ degree weather here and I had a student wear a furry hooded coat on Friday and god damn earmuffs today. #desertrats

My Uncle Dan just called me a "bitch dyke" at the dinner table during my gramma's 83rd birthday dinner! 😂#ItsGoodToBeHome

"If Nicki Minaj wins artist of the year, I'm climbing through this tv and ripping lips off... I hate her!" -my loving mother

What started off as a great visit from my mom and her friends, ended… instagram.com/p/BZzs4_1hYwgR…

What started off as a great visit from my mom and her friends, ended… instagram.com/p/BZzs4_1hYwgR…