Most things have nothing to do with the real world, though they are unfortunately part of the visible one

Walked out of london to see in the nice weather and found this nicely clad carpark

IKEA ghost

Cobblers Lodge

The finest matches from Blue Crow Media

The ivy cafe in London where weirding molecules were first observed by Stephen Dent while on a coach trip from Weston-super-Mare

This is where all the horses are made

Under the sign of the bus

Metropolitan Police

Opening hours

Have read them all now and I think this is the best one

A short story

I need Michael Mann to adapt this

Great British Deathscapes

Have switched my phone to grayscale and now everything has the unappealing look of a 60s cookbook would recommend

Writing is like those cold calls where you think you’re talking to a person but something is slightly off, the timing is wrong or there is something disconnected, and then you realise for the past ten minutes you’ve been talking to a recording of a person