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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“

@MittensOff

Boslum-born unofficial advisor to Jonathan Gullis MP via blunt satire. โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ…‡-๐Ÿ„น๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ฑโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„ now a wokey academic.
#GullisOut #GTTO

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The Rev. Anton Mittens ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŽ“(@MittensOff) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rumours last week suggested a former Minister was in talks to walk the floor? Now Starmer is in a secretive meeting in Essex on Thursday...Caroline Nokes was Minister of State for Immigration...
Tenuous I know...

Rumours last week suggested a former Minister was in talks to walk the floor? Now Starmer is in a secretive meeting in Essex on Thursday...Caroline Nokes was Minister of State for Immigration... Tenuous I know... #PMQs #ToriesOut677 #GeneralElectionNow
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Who wouldn't want victims of serious sexual offences protected in the workplace?
The Tory MP for Stoke South Jack Brereton wouldn't.
Come on Stoke South get him out! news.sky.com/story/tory-mpsโ€ฆ

Who wouldn't want victims of serious sexual offences protected in the workplace? The Tory MP for Stoke South Jack Brereton wouldn't. Come on Stoke South get him out! news.sky.com/story/tory-mpsโ€ฆ #BreretonOut #ToriesOut677 #GeneralElectionNow
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Staffordshireโ€™s very own Holmes and Watson, Morse and Lewis, Hale and Pace

Would any Tory Police, Fire & Crime Commissioners like to give me a mates job? I might need it soon

Staffordshireโ€™s very own Holmes and Watson, Morse and Lewis, Hale and Pace Would any Tory Police, Fire & Crime Commissioners like to give me a mates job? I might need it soon
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Predictably Stoke Tory MPs and both voted against the 'risk-based exclusion amendment' to ban those arrested for serious sexual offences from continuing to work in parliament to protect victims. votes.parliament.uk/votes/commons/โ€ฆ

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Sir Michael Take CBE(@MichaelTakeMP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The next 5 years is scary๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Rishi Sunak can handle this frightening future by:
1. Introducing facials & toe based recognition
2. Ensuring Alexander Olly NEVER enters again
3. Making pledges (lots of โ€˜em)
Vote for Rishi or you will all be murdered by zombies & robots.

The next 5 years is scary๐Ÿ˜ฑ Rishi Sunak can handle this frightening future by: 1. Introducing facials & toe based recognition 2. Ensuring Alexander Olly NEVER enters #Eurovision again 3. Making pledges (lots of โ€˜em) Vote for Rishi or you will all be murdered by zombies & robots.
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Obviously scraping the licence fee is much more important than potential job loses at JCB in Tunstall. When am I going to do my actual job and say something?

Obviously scraping the licence fee is much more important than potential job loses at JCB in Tunstall. When am I going to do my actual job and say something?
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Just a reminder that 14 yrs ago there were no waiting lists over 18-weeks, no 12-hour A&E waits, no waiting an hour for an urgent ambulance, over 90% of cancer patients started treated within two months, everyone could see their GP within 2-days,โ€ฆ

Then we got the Tories

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