🐢Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢 (@mitch_mc_turtle) 's Twitter Profile
🐢Mitch McConnell Turtle 🐢

@mitch_mc_turtle

🐢 Seditious Swamp Senator in Uranus, KY. #Parody #AnimalCaucus #UberTurtle Blocking feeds my soul while I laugh at you. 1 block = 1 soul. LibURRell. Gen X

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This thread will brighten up your day🧵 1. Grandkids planned to surprise Grandma at the airport dressed as T-rexes, but she learned of it and planned her own surprise. 😂

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT! Here's your present, sir. A little book I wrote about the funny, absurd, wild, hilarious goings-on behind the scenes of the two trials. You remember? The trials when I beat you TWICE. You can pre-order today, Sir. Or buy it on Tuesday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT!

Here's your present, sir.

A little book I wrote about the funny, absurd, wild, hilarious goings-on behind the scenes of the two trials.  You remember? The trials when I beat you TWICE.

You can pre-order today, Sir. Or buy it on Tuesday.
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U.S. Senator John Fetterman Nah, this is a birthday party for Trump, who disrespects my fallen brothers and sisters daily. Seeing as you never served, you should pipe down about Captain Bone Spurs. Just flip to MAGA already. Maybe educate yourself on Trumps actions towards veteran and military personnel

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🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨 A convicted felon has entered Canada. Subject has 34 felony convictions; found liable for sexual assault & defamation; suspected of conspiracy & espionage. Suspect is orange, hostile & delusional. DO NOT APPROACH. Stay indoors. This is not a drill.

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Breaking: First ever image of Apelike creature caught in Kananaskis, Alberta 🇨🇦 Eye witness accounts say “it smelled horrific” & answered only to “Hey, Stupid”

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First ever image of Apelike creature caught in Kananaskis, Alberta 🇨🇦

Eye witness accounts say “it smelled horrific” & answered only to “Hey, Stupid”