Good evening, my Beloved Followers! I have worked out my evil plans for January. What are your plans?

Good evening, my Beloved Followers! I have had my once-yearly three-day blood bath and I am 33 once again! Did you miss me?

Goodnight, my Beloved Followers. Always remember that although the Mistress is evil, she is Lawful Evil. She shall never harm you. Probably.

The Mistress wishes all of her Beloved Followers an excellent and horrifying New Year! What resolutions have you made?

Good morning, my Beloved Followers! Have you started partying yet? When will midnight be where you are?

Good afternoon, my Beloved Followers! Are you a messy eater?

Happy #BoxingDay my Beloved Followers! And remember: two rights don't make a left!

#HorrorFamily #HorrorCommunity

Merry Christmas, my Beloved Followers! I am delivering a gift-wrapped bomb to an Unfollower. What are you up to?
#MerryChristmas

Good afternoon, my Beloved Followers! How is your pre-Christmas Eve?

Good afternoon, my Beloved Followers! I am having a casual Friday. How casual is your own Friday?

Good afternoon, my Beloved Followers! What annoys you the most about Christmas?

Home.

A Beloved Follower sent me this picture of myself and Irina. Do you like it?

Good evening, my Beloved Followers, I am in a chopper on my way home. Many people ask me how I get away with murder, but the witnesses always say that a vampire was the murderer, and the cops don't believe that vampires exist ;-)

Good morning, my Beloved Followers! The Unfollower is dead! The tricky chap was using an alias Follower account to track my progress. Thanks to the eagle eyes of some Beloved Followers, he was unmasked! Huzzah!

Good morning, my Beloved Followers! Dawn here in LA and that Unfollower never showed at that party. How tiresome! Still, I have a hot tip that he's still in town, so the hunt continues!

My darling Nicole has been Christmas-ing me again!

The people who complain that I never answer DMs when I have 'no DMs' in my bio are the same people who as kids touched a hot kettle after their mother's warned them not to.

Good evening, my Beloved Followers! I gatecrashed the party. It's very upscale: I may be the only woman here who can handle a screwdriver!*

*It's a cocktail.