The absolute best gift to wake up to… finally something big enough to block out the sound of catcalls. Thank you, E! 💕

an update: it looks like either this setting no longer works as intended (bug), or X is making a larger policy change with a predictably catastrophic rollout 🙃

I can’t wait to go… hang some clothes? 👀

Did the session even happen if there’s no blurry dungeon mirror selfie afterwards?

softly crying as I hand over a painfully large check to the IRS and whisper “thank you m*stress”

I asked him why I should show him mercy and he said 'because I use a password manager like you told me to'

>> honestly? it worked

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar... Erin O'Hara Skye Blue 🍌

Update: I’m now accepting bookings for April 5-21 🖤

What's in My Bag: Fae Edition