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The Minstrel of Horror believes there is Joy in all things horror, offers Sage Advice, Tanka Reviews and off kilter Horror Movie Reviews!

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It used to be that if people wanted to talk, they'd visit. Then phones came, and to talk to you, you had to be home, then cell phones meant that you could be talked to anywhere! It won't be long before, if you miss or ignore a call, it will kill you so nobody can talk to you!

It used to be that if people wanted to talk, they'd visit.  Then phones came, and to talk to you, you had to be home, then cell phones meant that you could be talked to anywhere!  It won't be long before, if you miss or ignore a call, it will kill you so nobody can talk to you!
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Re-Watching Happy Death Day 2 U (2019)! A college student learns that his machine not only triggers a time loop, but it messes with the Multiverse! A girl who has been in a time loop before, finds herself in a world that's similar, but has significant relationship differences!

Re-Watching Happy Death Day 2 U (2019)! A college student learns that his machine not only triggers a time loop, but it messes with the Multiverse! A girl who has been in a time loop before, finds herself in a world that's similar, but has significant relationship differences!
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Re-Watching The Culling (2015)! A group of friends on their way to a concert find a little girl alone in a parking lot at night. They take to her parents, who invite them for dinner. After mom's taken to the hospital, the girl disappears & a sinister shadowy force attacks them.

Re-Watching The Culling (2015)! A group of friends on their way to a concert find a little girl alone in a parking lot at night. They take to her parents, who invite them   for dinner. After mom's taken to the hospital, the girl disappears & a sinister shadowy force attacks them.
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Whether you fear clowns or dolls it doesn't matter, but just in case, you should always be careful with how you handle clown dolls! Personally, I wouldn't poke or prod, or make eye contact with, and definitely wouldn't pick them up! You never know what they're capable of!

Whether you fear clowns or dolls it doesn't matter, but just in case, you should always be careful with how you handle clown dolls!  Personally, I wouldn't poke or prod, or make eye contact with, and definitely wouldn't pick them up!  You never know what they're capable of!
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It's #wordsearchwednesday Drag Me To Hell (2009) This Puzzle is cursed! If you fail to solve it, you won't go to hell, but you will be haunted by the fact a puzzle beat you. Visit us: minstrelofhorror.com #puzzle #wordsearch #Horror #Demon #Dragmetohell #Loan #Curse #Hell

It's #wordsearchwednesday

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

This Puzzle is cursed! If you fail to solve it, you won't go to hell, but you will be haunted by the fact a puzzle beat you.

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#puzzle #wordsearch #Horror #Demon #Dragmetohell #Loan #Curse #Hell
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Re-Watching Frankenhooker (1990)! After a freak lawnmower accident a Med School dropout saves his girlfriend's head & sets out to gather all the pieces he needs to complete her from prostitutes in New York! His restructured girlfriend becomes a Killer Hooker, looking for a date!

Re-Watching Frankenhooker (1990)! After a freak lawnmower accident a Med School dropout saves his girlfriend's head & sets out to gather all the pieces he needs to complete her from prostitutes in New York! His restructured girlfriend becomes a Killer Hooker, looking for a date!
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Re-Watching Venom (2005)! A tow truck driver with a bad reputation, tries to rescue a voodoo woman from a car accident, gets himself killed & comes back infused with a multitude of evil souls! The man comes back on a murder spree! Can a group of friends survive the attacks?

Re-Watching Venom (2005)! A tow truck driver with a bad reputation, tries to rescue a voodoo woman from a car accident, gets himself killed & comes back infused with a multitude of evil souls! The man comes back on a murder spree! Can a group of friends survive the attacks?
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Re-Watching Altered States (1980)! A Harvard Professor tired & unimpressed with his respectable status, decides to resume his project involving Sensory Deprivation & Hallucinogenic Drugs! He claims the tests take him to another mental & Physical state: A pure & primal one!

Re-Watching Altered States (1980)! A Harvard Professor tired & unimpressed with his respectable status, decides to resume his project involving Sensory Deprivation & Hallucinogenic Drugs! He claims the tests take him to another mental & Physical state: A pure & primal one!
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Re-Watching I Come in Peace (1990)! An Intergalactic drug dealer harvesting narcotics from Human brains is on the loose and it's up to an on the edge cop and a by the books FBI Agent to track it down! Can they stop the Alien drug harvester or will they end up killing each other?

Re-Watching I Come in Peace (1990)! An Intergalactic drug dealer harvesting narcotics from Human brains is on the loose and it's up to an on the edge cop and a by the books FBI Agent to track it down! Can they stop the Alien drug harvester or will they end up killing each other?
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I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea that Mad Scientists are ripped! It goes against the idea behind mad science! No fit, good looking, athletic built scientist has been picked on or bullied! Defying God, creating monsters, evil rays...these are things created out of revenge!

I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea that Mad Scientists are ripped! It goes against the idea behind mad science! No fit, good looking, athletic built scientist has been picked on or bullied! Defying God, creating monsters, evil rays...these are things created out of revenge!
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Re-Watching Nosferatu (1922)! A real estate broker heads to Transylvania to sell a mansion to an estranged Count to further his career. The client, a vampire has plans beyond purchasing property & leaves a trail of death as he heads to Wisbourg, to put moves on the broker's wife!

Re-Watching Nosferatu (1922)! A real estate broker heads to Transylvania to sell a mansion to an estranged Count to further his career. The client, a vampire has plans beyond purchasing property & leaves a trail of death as he heads to Wisbourg, to put moves on the broker's wife!
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I can honestly say that any day at the beach where the sharks outnumber the people spending the day at the beach is a good day at the beach! At least for those of us that don't like crowds.

I can honestly say that any day at the beach where the sharks outnumber the people spending the day at the beach is a good day at the beach!  At least for those of us that don't like crowds.
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No offense, but dozens of block parties not cleaning up after themselves, I'd quietly be thanking the comet of death for finally making a difference...and for years after, I'd still look out & wonder who would be cleaning up the mess! #horror #comet #death #party #cleaning #party

No offense, but dozens of block parties not cleaning up after themselves, I'd quietly be thanking the comet of death for finally making a difference...and for years after, I'd still look out & wonder who would be cleaning up the mess! #horror #comet #death #party #cleaning #party
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Re-Watching The Hole (2009)! After the family moves into a new house, two brothers & their neighbor find a multi-padlocked door in the basement floor! After opening it they find a dark bottomless hole! Haunted by their greatest fears, they must face learn to face them!

Re-Watching The Hole (2009)! After the family moves into a new house, two brothers & their neighbor find a multi-padlocked door in the basement floor! After opening it they find a dark bottomless hole! Haunted by their greatest fears, they must face learn to face them!
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Re-Watching The Thing (1982)! A group of Antarctic researchers find themselves under attack from a shape shifting alien that can change to mimic any human or beast it touches! They must fight the cold, determine who's still human & destroy the alien before it's too late!

Re-Watching The Thing (1982)! A group of Antarctic researchers find themselves under attack from a shape shifting alien that can change to mimic any human or beast it touches! They must fight the cold, determine who's still human & destroy the alien before it's too late!
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You know that you are in a good relationship when after one of you dies, and you sit down to talk about the dead one curbing their brain craving. You could discuss their deaths, and how they should move on, & hopefully they'll respect your wishes without having to shoot them!

You know that you are in a good relationship when after one of you dies, and you sit down to talk about the dead one curbing their brain craving. You could discuss their deaths, and how they should move on, & hopefully they'll respect your wishes without having to shoot them!