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MRS. MASSACRE

@Missus_Massacre

MELTER OF SNOWFLAKES | Catholic who cusses a lot | Pronouns: fuck/you

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calendar_today25-08-2021 21:51:23

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Steven Crowder is a p.o.s. and I can't believe people still fall for his crap. I can't tell you how many times over the years I've told people who Steven is behind the scenes, and how many conservatives (who claim they're all about 'research') have denied that it's even possibleโ€ฆ

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Denny Rehberg called Tester a '300 pound princess' on air today. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Jon Tester runs whenever he faces questions (never faces tough q's from MT media tho).

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Not once in my 30 years of doing my makeup, have I ever said to myself, 'Know what would bring this look together? Hot glue dabs that look like sperm'.

Not once in my 30 years of doing my makeup, have I ever said to myself, 'Know what would bring this look together? Hot glue dabs that look like sperm'.
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750 rounds of reload in the bag.....err, ammo box lol. MERICA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Time consuming but badass. Lotta boom!

750 rounds of reload in the bag.....err, ammo box lol. MERICA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Time consuming but badass. Lotta boom!
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I knew this ugly table would come in handy someday! Reload reload reload!! We're getting pounded with snow so we've spent our time wisely lolol. Did over 1,000 rounds til midnight, then another 2,000 coming today ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…

I knew this ugly table would come in handy someday! Reload reload reload!! We're getting pounded with snow so we've spent our time wisely lolol. Did over 1,000 rounds til midnight, then another 2,000 coming today ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
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Montana weather is crazy. I was meeting up with someone today and we only live two hours apart. On the left was her weather. On the right was mine, same times. When I ended up sideways after hitting black ice on a bridge, I decided maybe we should turn around and not die lmao

Montana weather is crazy. I was meeting up with someone today and we only live two hours apart. On the left was her weather. On the right was mine, same times. When I ended up sideways after hitting black ice on a bridge, I decided maybe we should turn around and not die lmao
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As an Irish woman, I hereby give everyone the right to ignore the Left and culturally appropriate the sh*t out of my people and have a badass St. Patrick's Day!!! ร‰irinn go Brรกch! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ€

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This is a grizzly bear claw. As tourist season ramps up with warmer weather, your un-friendly Montanan (me) is reminding you that grizzlies have five of these on each paw and will absolutely ruin your day. Don't approach the wildlife. And get TF out of my way when I'm driving.โค๏ธ

This is a grizzly bear claw. As tourist season ramps up with warmer weather, your un-friendly Montanan (me) is reminding you that grizzlies have five of these on each paw and will absolutely ruin your day. Don't approach the wildlife. And get TF out of my way when I'm driving.โค๏ธ
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Every time I'm at a stoplight next to a pickup and their ignition turns over when the light turns green, this is how I imagine they got ready that morning.

Every time I'm at a stoplight next to a pickup and their ignition turns over when the light turns green, this is how I imagine they got ready that morning.
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I was running late to work and the local wildlife would not f--k off out of the road. Montana is Montana, I guess. Better than waiting behind bison who are too big to run over. Lol.

I was running late to work and the local wildlife would not f--k off out of the road. Montana is Montana, I guess. Better than waiting behind bison who are too big to run over. Lol.
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Liberal women are So fragile , yall invented 45,000 genders instead of just accepting that youโ€™re ugly in all TWO of them. My condolences

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