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Pooh and Piglet were sitting in the Thoughtful Spot. ”Let's go and see EVERYBODY,” said Pooh. “Because when you've been walking in the wind for miles and you suddenly go into somebody's house for a smackerel of something, it's what I call a Friendly Day.” ~A.A.Milne #Mondayvibes

cows fucking love music & it is the wildest thing to watch 😭 x.com/buitengebieden…

This is the true power of museums

Interesting factoid.

Love this 😊

elephant does dad joke

Boris Johnson: I can announce we won’t hesitate to take action, but right now we are hesitating to take action.

Could all past and present soldiers of D Squadron please DM me. I’m putting something together. thetimes.co.uk/article/youll-…

Little girl singing "Let it go" in a shelter #UkraineRussianWar #Ukraine #UkraineUnderAttack

⁦Cath Hirons⁩ @annaC727

Still nothing for me in the Birthday Honours List, but I have been offered Andrew's place on the balcony.

Featuring approximately one stunt every two seconds, extraordinary cinematics & creativity in the most action packed commercial of all time this is an ordinary mornings commute in stunt city filmed in 2005,this video has sound Directed by Ivan Zacharias x.com/tannokasa3/sta…

Happy birthday #NHS Thank you @brian_bilston

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Coffee Guide.

⁦⁩ German Cider Cake fresh from the oven. Smells wonderful. Thanks for posting recipe ⁦⁦⁦juergenthebread⁩ 🍎

Fact of the Day: The C-130 eats 7.175 Mercedes Sprinter vans a day to gain weight for insulation through the winter, An Australian C130 once ate a total of 8,008.5 Sprinter vans for a deployment to Scotland (England's largest county) Photographed from a Canberra #Hercules

Dear Wimbledon please would you stop the excruciating on-court interviews with the players? Asking an exhausted player some moronic questions is just awful.