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People are friends not food.

I don’t like any of the windshield wiper settings; so, unless it’s pouring I will usually just click the lever every time and get a single swipe.

Science girl Everyone should know this signal. Please share. The universal hand signal for “help me” was created by the Canadian Women’s Foundation to help people in distress, especially those experiencing domestic violence, to discreetly ask for help.

My bed is my happy place.

It’s a full moon, witches!!

Motherhood is a wild journey.

Husband is out of town, psssh I got this, meal prep for the next few days, done! ☺️

Cheers!

Don’t confuse the two.

A father who learned that his daughter had a hard day at school bought her flowers and a stuffed animal on the way home from work. ❤️

The greatest luxury we have is time.

The algorithm gets me.

It’s tattoo day!!!

Game One 🆚New Hampshire ⌚️7:00 📺ESPN+ 🏟️FBC Mortgage Stadium 🔗 ucfknights.com/sports/football

Stop being such a shit role model for your kids

Drink your pumpkin spice coffee. Put up your Christmas decorations. There are no rules. Do whatever makes you happy.

I haven’t stood up straight since 2019