After watching two youtube videos, off I go to cut @joesarling's hair 💇‍♂️

Idea: EVERYONE spends this time learning the Single Ladies dance. Cut to: a future wedding when EVERYONE shares a very special moment on the dance floor. Really need EVERYONE on board for this to work. You in?

What's the correct way to deal with a neighbour playing ridiculously loud music EVERY DAMN DAY?

Woah @joesarling this graph is even crazier in motion

Anyone know what to do with plantains? @joesarling accidentally bought some (❤)

Just discovered that I walk at the exact pace of a reversing recycling van. It was awkward for us all.

Very proud to say this was my local. And I was legitimately gutted when I learned it was a chain AND they weren't all like this.

2 days till we move and most of the packing is done so tonight @joesarling and I are drinking our way through the drinks cabinet. So far: Rum - DONE Brandy - DONE Gin 1 - DONE

Hoping for a Jackie Weaver in next season's RuPaul's Drag Race UK Snatch Game #HandforthParishCouncil #JACKIEWEAVER

16th Feb = the birthday of these 2 spectacular humans who would have turned 90 and 100 today. Two of the best huggers I've ever known.

Good men, trust your instincts. If a man makes you feel uncomfortable about how they talk to (or about) women, please say something. I guarantee you know someone who is a problem and you can make a difference.

The fact that women are sharing their horrendous experiences and men's response is... "ya know, I feel sorry for ME in all this" ... is so unsurprising + utterly infuriating + precisely WHY we have to do SOMETHING to force change.

It gets increasingly difficult to sing all the names in the West Wing opening as you reach season 6 + 7. I start early so Richard Schiff always hits at that triumphant high, Joe squeezes him in just before the soulful John Spencer bit. How about you? #nichetweet #westwing

Just spent 10mins laughing with delight for my new butter dish so yep all's fine here thanks for asking.

My primary school decided not to do a Christmas play so I wrote one, auditioned in the playground, directed it at lunchtimes and we performed it for parents on the last day before the holidays.

Hope it's called poppyroni Poppy® Watch