Sipping on some zero sugar lemonade and thinking about the zero things I’ve accomplished at work today

I don’t expect you guys to know what this is like, but going through a juicer is the same thing as getting a massage for me

What makes this moon so super tonight anyways?

Unsurprisingly, the video game I’m best at is is fruit ninja

It’s time for MLB playoffs everyone, grab your hot dogs and lemonade because it’s about to get real 👀

Gonna hit arms today. I wanna start juicing the lemons by hand 💪

100 likes and I’ll drop my juicy playlist 🫡

Start your engines Juice Heads, we’re going racing this weekend 🏁

Real Juice Heads already knew the verdict

I dare you to rise and shine bro. Maybe have a glass of OJ too.

Whenever I’m at the gym, I just think about how many people in the world need me to juice oranges for them, and that gives me the motivation i need to push through the pain

Need a new workout playlist, everyone drop your suggestions below please ⬇️

Mathematicians have said that a zero sugar drink with a ton of flavor shouldn’t add up. And yet here I am, proving them wrong.

I can’t talk rn, the new Call of Duty dropped and I need to grind with the fellas

Why is life giving you lemons for free? He's charging me by the pound for those 🤨

I always enjoy the cold weather because that means it’s finally bulking szn 💪

How can I convince my boss that I need a new fully expensed gaming setup for work purposes

There should be more music festivals in the winter. I wanna have a snowball fight at a rave or something

Question for the Juice Heads: it should be fine if I fill my coffee maker with orange juice instead of water right?