Last night I went to meet you & you weren't there. I wish I knew why. I felt so foolish. As I waited, someone else showed up, a man who's made my professional life a misery, & an amazing thing happened. I was able, for the 1st time in my life, say the exact thing I wanted to say.

I feel terrible you found yourself in a situation that caused you pain. I'm sure whatever you said last night was provoked, even deserved. Everyone says things they regret when they're worried or stressed. You were expecting to see someone you trusted and met the enemy instead.

People do stupid things in foreign countries. They buy leather jackets for much more than they're worth. But they don't fall in love with fascist dictators. #YouveGotMail

People are always telling you that change is a good thing. But all they're saying is that something you didn't want to happen has happened. #YouveGotMail

Joe’s dad: I just have to meet someone new. That's the easy part. Joe: Right, yeah. A snap to find the one person in the world who fills your heart with joy. #YouveGotMail

I'm sniffling, and I'm not really awake. I'm taking echinacea and vitamin C and sleeping practically 24 hours a day. I have a temperature. And I think I'm contagious. So I would...I would really appreciate it if you'd just go away. #YouveGotMail

Don't you think daisies are the friendliest flower? #YouveGotMail

Let me ask you something. How come you'll forgive him for standing you up and you won't forgive me for a little tiny thing of putting you out of business? Oh how I wish you would. #YouveGotMail

Joe: Don't cry, Shopgirl. Don't cry. Kathleen: I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly. #YouveGotMail Happy September, folks! Tweeting live from Denmark. Tradition lives on no matter the location ;)

Dunkin Donuts social media team won Halloween. That’s it. That’s the tweet. Go look at their IG if you don’t know what this means. And the comment section. Made. My. Day. Dunkin'

A grande cold brew at the airport costs $9.09 Starbucks. The only reason I went through with the purchase was because I had a giftcard. I think this is the end of my Starbucks journey. A grande coffee— with half of the volume being ice. It feels unacceptable.

With new policies holding airlines accountable for delays (yay!!!), what’s to keep them from falsifying records? Plane was supposed to depart 5 minutes ago and we’ve not even started boarding. Meanwhile, their site AND FlightAware says the plane is still on time. americanair 🤷‍♀️

Put on: Wool socks. Shorts. Fleece lined pants. T-shirt. Winter Jacket. Beanie. Gloves. Boots. Walk 0.7 miles. Leave on only the workout gear. Then workout. Put all the winter gear back on. Walk home. 2025 Gym Minda is a different kind of Minda than we’ve ever known.

I opted to fly Allegiant Air for the first time. First flight was delayed 7 hours so I found a new flight (also delayed 2 hours). My return flight is also now delayed. Not a single Allegiant flight is leaving on time out of Sanford airport. I learned an important lesson. 😑

Remember when weddings used to be cake and punch in a church fellowship hall? All you needed was some sprite and sherbet mixed together to make that a rager for me.

Airport/flying etiquette hot take: airlines should remove ability to recline seats. Unless everyone on the plane does it, it’s highly inconsiderate to the person behind you. Can’t access their bag under seat. Can’t watch their in seat screen.

Went to my first women’s soccer game ( Washington Spirit ) and the only issue with the whole game was the one male on the field. #TerribleRef

Life update: I’m married 😁

The first espresso shot pulled after cleaning your machine is next level.

Transitions are sneaky. One day you're fine and the next you're crying over the snake plant you had to give away before moving across the ocean.