this is the worst escape room ever

I put the pro in procrastinator

i'm sad *hits bong* now i'm no longer sad

No mater how much you want it you will never be able to love somebody enough to make them happy when they value attention over love

Fuck it let’s get Irish drunk tonight, nothing but fun and bad decisions ahead

So it turns out I may not be emotionally smart enough to handle this place

Ball cap stays on during sex

If you’re not spending your Sunday morning, actively trying to commit as many filthy sins in the name of the Lord as possible are you even religious?

Going through some real heavy shit in your life and having the person you truly loved and trusted the most in this world promising to not give up on you only to then turn around and do exactly that for no reason when you need them the most will change you and not for the better

Closure is a wonderful thing

Let’s take a romantic train ride across the country and see if we can fuck in every car.

They’re = they are You’re = you are We’d = be cute together ❤️

Truer words have never been posted

When you truly love someone, you can never go back to just being friends and thats very sad to okow, but unfortunately it its so very true as well

woke up a little more insane

She’s got a chaos and candy vibe and I just can’t seem to get enough

Have you ever noticed the only people that ever claim “ I don’t like” are the liars themselves.