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Milo and Fizz, Geordie Cats

@milofizzgeordie

We are Milo (black boy) and Fizz (ginger boy) sent on a special mission to wind up the bald ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฒone. Weโ€™d love to be furriends ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค

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These Mondays come around far too quickly. After 2 breakfasts and a quick #hedgewatch, time for a #ManspreadingMonday snooze. One of my finest efforts. Please donโ€™t encourage the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one to follow suit ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX

These Mondays come around far too quickly.  After 2 breakfasts and a quick #hedgewatch, time for a #ManspreadingMonday snooze. One of my finest efforts.  Please donโ€™t encourage the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one  to follow suit ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX
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No, bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one pawpurrazzi. I will not interrupt my #Hedgewatch to smile for the camera. Iโ€™m too busy #sniffinislivin. There are lots of insects to chase in the garden today. I do love the jeopardy of chasing bees ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

No, bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one pawpurrazzi.  I will not interrupt my #Hedgewatch to smile for the camera.  Iโ€™m too busy #sniffinislivin.  There are lots of insects to chase in the garden today.  I do love the jeopardy of chasing bees ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter
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Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday and the time when the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one was wittering on about cycling from one side of the country to the other. What a bore ๐Ÿฅฑ ๐Ÿ’ค. We all know mew got the train baldy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX

Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday and the time when the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one was wittering on about cycling from one side of the country to the other.  What a bore ๐Ÿฅฑ ๐Ÿ’ค.  We all know mew got the train baldy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX
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๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: Just checking the integrity of the catio. Making sure the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one canโ€™t get back in after we locked him out ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. Happy #Caturday furriends ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter #panfursquad

๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›:  Just checking the integrity of the catio.  Making sure the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one canโ€™t get back in after we locked him out ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น.  Happy #Caturday furriends ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter #panfursquad
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We are appawrently in the dog ๐Ÿถ house ๐Ÿ . Yesterday one of us brought a huge crow ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ› into the house to play ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€. He pooed ๐Ÿ’ฉ a lot but got out unharmed and flew off. The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one was not amused ๐Ÿคฌ. We think it may have been our best wind up yet ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfTwitter

We are appawrently in the dog ๐Ÿถ house ๐Ÿ .  Yesterday one of us brought a huge crow ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ› into the house to play ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€.  He pooed ๐Ÿ’ฉ a lot but got out unharmed and flew off.  The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one was not amused ๐Ÿคฌ. We think it may have been our best wind up yet ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfTwitter
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๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: the Fizzler is back in the doghouse. The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one refused to get up to breakfast so Fizz dragged a heavy dinner plate ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ off the bench smashing it to smithereens on the hard floor. That got lardy out of his pit ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. Heโ€™s still sweeping ๐Ÿงน up shards ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX

๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›:  the Fizzler is back in the doghouse.  The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one refused to get up to breakfast so Fizz dragged a heavy dinner plate ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ off the bench smashing it to smithereens on the hard floor.  That got lardy out of his pit ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น.  Heโ€™s still sweeping ๐Ÿงน up shards ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX
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Happy #WhiskersWednesday (well half a set ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น). Here I am commanding bald bed province giving the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one the side eye to make sure he slopes off to the huffy bed. See ya baldy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX

Happy #WhiskersWednesday (well half a set ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น).  Here I am commanding bald bed province giving the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one the side eye to make sure he slopes off to the huffy bed.  See ya baldy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX
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Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday and hereโ€™s our predecessor Rosie (Cider ๐ŸŒˆ the Geordie Cat sisfur) with a purrfect #kittyloafmonday and #WhiskersWednesday combo. Look at those wires. She ruled the roost and had the bald ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฒ oneโ€™s life #respect. We hope we make mew and Cider proud Rosie ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday and hereโ€™s our predecessor Rosie (<a href="/CiderGeordieCat/">Cider ๐ŸŒˆ the Geordie Cat</a> sisfur) with a purrfect #kittyloafmonday and #WhiskersWednesday combo.  Look at those wires.  She ruled the roost and had the bald ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฒ oneโ€™s life #respect.  We hope we make mew and Cider proud Rosie ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ
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๐Ÿˆ: (in the voice of Sir David Attenborough) โ€œAnd here we have the catnificent panfur Milo in his natural habitat catching some rays. Soon he will be shredding the wallpaper to wind up the lesser spotted Buckie swilling bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ oneโ€. ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX

๐Ÿˆ: (in the voice of Sir David Attenborough) โ€œAnd here we have the catnificent panfur Milo in his natural habitat catching some rays.  Soon he will be shredding the wallpaper to wind up the lesser spotted Buckie swilling bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ oneโ€. ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX
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๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: this is an URGENT ๐Ÿšจ request for help on my #nanaphone. The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one still isnโ€™t out of his pit and weโ€™re starving, literally wasting away. Fizz has gone to bite the chrome dome ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ heโ€™s so hungry ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. Happy #Friyay furriends #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›:  this is an URGENT ๐Ÿšจ request for help on my #nanaphone.  The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one still isnโ€™t out of his pit and weโ€™re starving, literally wasting away.  Fizz has gone to bite the chrome dome ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ heโ€™s so hungry ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น.  Happy #Friyay furriends #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter
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I know Iโ€™m a day late with my #croissant for #kittyloafmonday but it was nice yesterday โ€ฆ. Unlike today. It is pouring. So weโ€™ll have the morning side indoors winding up old Baldinho ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ. Have a lovely day furriends ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก #CatsOfTwitter

I know Iโ€™m a day late with my #croissant for #kittyloafmonday but it was nice yesterday โ€ฆ. Unlike today.  It is pouring.  So weโ€™ll have the morning side indoors winding up old Baldinho ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ.  Have a lovely day furriends ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก #CatsOfTwitter
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Itโ€™s 4 years since our predecessor, mentor and chief bald๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒone tormenter Cider Cider ๐ŸŒˆ the Geordie Cat went OTRB ๐ŸŒˆ He sits in the Rainbow Bridge arms on a rug by the fire with his furriends and sisfur Rosie bellyache laughing at our antics. Every wind up is for him and Rosie ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค

Itโ€™s 4 years since our predecessor, mentor and chief bald๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒone tormenter Cider <a href="/CiderGeordieCat/">Cider ๐ŸŒˆ the Geordie Cat</a> went OTRB ๐ŸŒˆ He sits in the Rainbow Bridge arms on a rug by the fire with his furriends and sisfur Rosie bellyache laughing at our antics.  Every wind up is for him and Rosie ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค
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Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday ad hereโ€™s my first bout against the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one. I won of course. And am still undefeated champion of the world. Unlucky baldy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. Have a purrfect day furriends #CatsOfX #CatsofTwitter

Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday ad hereโ€™s my first bout against the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one.  I won of course. And am still undefeated champion of the world.  Unlucky baldy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น.  Have a purrfect day furriends #CatsOfX #CatsofTwitter
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Itโ€™s meant to brighten up and be sunny later so will #Hedgewatch then. In the meantime, time for #ManspreadingMonday dreaming up ways to wind up Baldinho ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒlater ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ

Itโ€™s meant to brighten up and be sunny later so will #Hedgewatch then.  In the meantime, time for #ManspreadingMonday dreaming up ways to wind up Baldinho ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒlater ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ
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Todayโ€™s top tips. It is going to be 28c in Mewcastle today. Yes 28c, not -28c. If mew are enjoying a #hedgewatch today find plenty of shade furriends. And beware any ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ Lycra based crimes. Thank mew and youโ€™re welcome ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

Todayโ€™s top tips.  It is going to be 28c in Mewcastle today.  Yes 28c, not -28c.  If mew are enjoying a #hedgewatch today find plenty of shade furriends.  And beware any ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ Lycra based crimes. Thank mew and youโ€™re welcome ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter
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๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: Itโ€™s a drizzly morning in Mewcastle so itโ€™s indoor wind ups for the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one until it brightens up. Heโ€™s in for a long day. Fizz is so wired on nip that heโ€™s trying to use our rainbow as a #nanaphone while sitting on the nanaphone ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›:  Itโ€™s a drizzly morning in Mewcastle so itโ€™s indoor wind ups for the bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one until it brightens up.  Heโ€™s in for a long day. Fizz is so wired on nip that heโ€™s trying to use our rainbow as a #nanaphone  while sitting on the nanaphone ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter
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Yesterday was our 4th anniversary gotcha day. And guess who said nowt? Old Baldinho. Revenge is ours though. To all our furriends, please log on thebaldmiser.com where you will find his credit card ๐Ÿ’ณ details and you may order a feast on us. Enjoy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX

Yesterday was our 4th anniversary gotcha day.  And guess who said nowt? Old Baldinho. Revenge is ours though.  To all our furriends, please log on thebaldmiser.com where you will find his credit card ๐Ÿ’ณ details and you may order a feast on us.  Enjoy ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatsOfX
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๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: it looks like itโ€™s going to be scorchio again today furriends. Stay indoors or in the shade especially if mew are a panfur. The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one will likely laze in his pit all day ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. Happy Monday ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿ–ค #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: it looks like itโ€™s going to be scorchio again today furriends.  Stay indoors or in the shade especially if mew are a panfur.  The bald ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ one will likely laze in his pit all day ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. Happy Monday ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿ–ค #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter
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๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: my first box ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday. ๐Ÿˆ: Look at the amazement and wonder in his tiny face ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. We both love boxes. Almost as much as Queenie Rose ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก. Have a pawsome day furriends with your boxes #CatsOfTwitter

๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›:  my first box ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น.  Itโ€™s #ThrowbackThursday.  ๐Ÿˆ: Look at the amazement and wonder in his tiny face ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น.  We both love boxes.  Almost as much as <a href="/QueenieBelfast/">Queenie Rose</a> ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก. Have a pawsome day furriends with your boxes #CatsOfTwitter
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๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ: Milo. Would you kindly pose for a nice photo before I serve your second breakfast? ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: I donโ€™t remember the first so thereโ€™s only one answer to that. ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #tongueouttuesday #CatsOfTwitter ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ:  Milo.  Would you kindly pose for a nice photo before I serve your second breakfast?
๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›: I donโ€™t remember the first so thereโ€™s only one answer to that. ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
#tongueouttuesday #CatsOfTwitter ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›