These Mondays come around far too quickly. After 2 breakfasts and a quick #hedgewatch, time for a #ManspreadingMonday snooze. One of my finest efforts. Please don’t encourage the bald 👨‍🦲 one to follow suit 😹😹 #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX

No, bald 👨‍🦲 one pawpurrazzi. I will not interrupt my #Hedgewatch to smile for the camera. I’m too busy #sniffinislivin. There are lots of insects to chase in the garden today. I do love the jeopardy of chasing bees 🐝 😹😹 #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

It’s #ThrowbackThursday and the time when the bald 👨‍🦲 one was wittering on about cycling from one side of the country to the other. What a bore 🥱 💤. We all know mew got the train baldy 😹😹 #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfX

🐈‍⬛: Just checking the integrity of the catio. Making sure the bald 👨‍🦲 one can’t get back in after we locked him out 😹😹. Happy #Caturday furriends 🖤🧡 #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter #panfursquad

We are appawrently in the dog 🐶 house 🏠. Yesterday one of us brought a huge crow 🐦‍⬛ into the house to play 🙀🙀. He pooed 💩 a lot but got out unharmed and flew off. The bald 👨‍🦲 one was not amused 🤬. We think it may have been our best wind up yet 😹😹 #CatsOfTwitter

🐈‍⬛: the Fizzler is back in the doghouse. The bald 👨‍🦲 one refused to get up to breakfast so Fizz dragged a heavy dinner plate 🍽️ off the bench smashing it to smithereens on the hard floor. That got lardy out of his pit 😹😹. He’s still sweeping 🧹 up shards 😹😹 #CatsOfX

Happy #WhiskersWednesday (well half a set 😹😹). Here I am commanding bald bed province giving the bald 👨‍🦲 one the side eye to make sure he slopes off to the huffy bed. See ya baldy 😹😹 #CatsOfX

It’s #ThrowbackThursday and here’s our predecessor Rosie (Cider 🌈 the Geordie Cat sisfur) with a purrfect #kittyloafmonday and #WhiskersWednesday combo. Look at those wires. She ruled the roost and had the bald 🧑‍🦲 one’s life #respect. We hope we make mew and Cider proud Rosie 😽😽

🐈: (in the voice of Sir David Attenborough) “And here we have the catnificent panfur Milo in his natural habitat catching some rays. Soon he will be shredding the wallpaper to wind up the lesser spotted Buckie swilling bald 👨‍🦲 one”. 😹😹 #CatsOfX

🐈‍⬛: this is an URGENT 🚨 request for help on my #nanaphone. The bald 👨‍🦲 one still isn’t out of his pit and we’re starving, literally wasting away. Fizz has gone to bite the chrome dome 👨‍🦲 he’s so hungry 😹😹. Happy #Friyay furriends #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

I know I’m a day late with my #croissant for #kittyloafmonday but it was nice yesterday …. Unlike today. It is pouring. So we’ll have the morning side indoors winding up old Baldinho 👨‍🦲. Have a lovely day furriends 🧡🐈🧡 #CatsOfTwitter

It’s 4 years since our predecessor, mentor and chief bald👨‍🦲one tormenter Cider Cider 🌈 the Geordie Cat went OTRB 🌈 He sits in the Rainbow Bridge arms on a rug by the fire with his furriends and sisfur Rosie bellyache laughing at our antics. Every wind up is for him and Rosie 🧡🖤🧡🖤

It’s #ThrowbackThursday ad here’s my first bout against the bald 👨‍🦲 one. I won of course. And am still undefeated champion of the world. Unlucky baldy 😹😹. Have a purrfect day furriends #CatsOfX #CatsofTwitter

It’s meant to brighten up and be sunny later so will #Hedgewatch then. In the meantime, time for #ManspreadingMonday dreaming up ways to wind up Baldinho 👨‍🦲later 😹😹 #CatsOfX 🧡🐈

Today’s top tips. It is going to be 28c in Mewcastle today. Yes 28c, not -28c. If mew are enjoying a #hedgewatch today find plenty of shade furriends. And beware any 👨‍🦲 Lycra based crimes. Thank mew and you’re welcome 😹😹 #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

🐈‍⬛: It’s a drizzly morning in Mewcastle so it’s indoor wind ups for the bald 👨‍🦲 one until it brightens up. He’s in for a long day. Fizz is so wired on nip that he’s trying to use our rainbow as a #nanaphone while sitting on the nanaphone 😹😹😹 #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

Yesterday was our 4th anniversary gotcha day. And guess who said nowt? Old Baldinho. Revenge is ours though. To all our furriends, please log on thebaldmiser.com where you will find his credit card 💳 details and you may order a feast on us. Enjoy 😹😹😹 #CatsOfX

🐈‍⬛: it looks like it’s going to be scorchio again today furriends. Stay indoors or in the shade especially if mew are a panfur. The bald 👨‍🦲 one will likely laze in his pit all day 😹😹. Happy Monday 🖤🐈‍⬛🖤 #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

🐈‍⬛: my first box 😹😹. It’s #ThrowbackThursday. 🐈: Look at the amazement and wonder in his tiny face 😹😹. We both love boxes. Almost as much as Queenie Rose 🖤🧡. Have a pawsome day furriends with your boxes #CatsOfTwitter

👨‍🦲: Milo. Would you kindly pose for a nice photo before I serve your second breakfast? 🐈‍⬛: I don’t remember the first so there’s only one answer to that. 👅 😹😹 #tongueouttuesday #CatsOfTwitter 🖤🐈‍⬛