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What is the similarity between Modi ji and your girlfriend? . . . . It scares the shit of you when they say “We need to talk”

May I say that this year May may not May like May used to May.

Calendar.

Out of everything that we should have and could have normalized, we have normalized video calls. I mean wtf.

Please don’t call it Langda Aam. It’s just a differently-abled Mango.

This Instagram generation will never understand that “Like” used to be just a sidekick on Twitter. The Hero was always Retweet. And manual RT was hero ka dost.

Main 6 May hoon.

Items not allowed in check-in baggage.

India vs Pakistan. The only confirmed casualty so far: media credibility.

Ek insaan ko sirf dekh ke ye andaza laga pana namumkin hai ki uske headphones mein kya chal raha hai.

फ़ारुख़ शेख़ शाहरुख़ फ़ेक

Don’t let AI steal your job in the future. Stay one step ahead of AI. Quit your job today.

Don’t ask AI questions about your job. it will understand your job, apply for it, and list you as a reference.

The only thing Generative AI is generating is Anxiety.

Asked ChatGPT for life advice. It asked me to try switching myself off and on again.

I’m astonished to see today’s date.

Aamir Khan: I will release Sitaare Zameen Par on YouTube Netflix, Prime, Jio: OTTeri!

Jaipur sweet shops have renamed Mysore Pak to Mysore Shree. In support of this, we should all start eating raw food because no khana PAKana. No PAKoras with chai anymore. Make sure there’s no chhaPAK sound when you jump in the swimming pool. Promises need to kachcha only.

Facts