the decay is eternal!! all things return to dust!! hell yeah!!!

buddy it's not a workshop, it's a junkyard

watching dargo workshop a joke and violently convulsing as if i have just ingested a poison

He'd know, he is the top priest

im going to stop saying “going on discord” and start saying “recharging my battery of sins”

Confessing my sins in #website -feedback.

Joel forgive me for I have sinned. I voted to trade for a beloved player on another team

'Are the Baltimore Crabs Calvinists?' - the greatest thread in the history of mlmdg, locked by a moderator after 12239 posts of heated debate

i'm going to attack flute to secular calvinism

Can’t believe the Pope said the church has too much bottom energy

I apologize that the joke did not have the appropriate amount of nuance. It will happen again.

Last time I heard of tea diluted that much it was Boston harbour

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watch men

Watchmen? Yes I do that all the time, I'm gay

every time i see a Breath Mints highlight it's like 'Rodriguez Internet hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Winnie Hess did something that hasn't been done since Megan Ito of the Season E Minneapolis Truckers, as the Crabs defeated the Breath Mints 8-3'

Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was forf

cmon man im 5'7

meanwhile every small town on the east coast is named after a place that is much worse to live (england)