Migos explaining their adlibs to James Corden lmaoooo

posting on instagram stories is so fucking weird until you have a crush and then it becomes Your Life’s Work

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

Jay-Z: Can I record a verse for your album? Beyoncé: #Renaissance

Beyoncé releasing Renaissance to cover up the news that Shakira is going to jail for tax fraud… sisters protecting sisters

Newsflash buddy

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I don’t know why more people haven’t abandoned their podcasts after this happened…it’s too spot on

one thing about greta thunberg

ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to

darius. “What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?” ~ Mary Oliver.

You know America is the most propagandized country in history because everyone hates their boss, hates their job, and thinks the government is completely in the pocket of big business, and yet everyone still claims to love capitalism.

Damn. The 4 time Rugby, beekeeping, wool shearing champion, best universities in Africa, best photography winning, sail around the globe, Olympic surfing qualifying, Erasmus Prize winning, human rights advocating, medical research award winning, world renowned olive oil, brandy,

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A gentle roast of our inability to go to bed like ‘normal people.’ The scroll is eternal, and so is my exhaustion. open.substack.com/pub/milakula/p…