If you don’t earn much, why are rent controls a bad thing?

Douglas Ross MP MSP
Stephen Kerr MSP
Pam Gosal MBE MSP
Annie Wells MSP

Whose side are you on?

I’ve got cheese n toast and you’ve no…

IPTV… adverts from the EU.

Correct!

Villa might find it tough from here…

Every Tory apart from the PM has defected to Labour. They know the game is up for the party as we know it, so they’ve decided to exhibit true principles and jump before being pushed, because they like being in power.

Rishi Sunak insists ‘the plan is working’, from California.

England: We’ve got the best league in Europe.

Greece: Hold my Ouzo, everybody peeps.

WTAF?
🤯

🤔

Veggie pasta invention test… 2 meat free days in a row!

Rigatoni with, Onions, garlic, eryngii mushroom and chunks of halloumi cooked off, then added light Philly cheese and Parmesan, with tomato purée, Kashmiri chilli flakes, basil and oregano, lots of fresh black pepper…

I hate it when people ask for help and i can’t help them.

Dáibhí The Scottish Yorkshireman

Sorry my dude.

In a heartbeat, apart from the legal issues surrounding driving whilst drunk.

Haste ye home well 🙏

Hey cat, will you ever vote Tory?

So, this cunt has been blocked…

I’m in a strange position.

I want them both to lose.

🤨

So, we’ve got a load of experienced politicians in the cabinet?

Um… good?

Fresh, tasty and meat free!

Cooked off some onion, mushroom (eryingii and oyster) and quorn, added some rigatoni and covered in basil oil (Handful of basil, olive oil - blitz) added some Parmesan and a little pasta water, seasoned with salt and fresh black pepper…

Mamma Mia!

If you say you’re a ‘proud Scot’ but have one of these: 🇬🇧?
You’re a liar.

No, I’m not a Nazi
No, I’m not anglophobic.
Yes, I work.

The problem is you.

Because Boris never spoke to Theresa, or Liz, or David?

Oh that’s right, they all think that each other is a cunt. And they’d be correct.